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A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'probably deer hunting with his buddies.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........


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talk about cutting to the quick of a control situation,yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaawwww
 
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A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'probably deer hunting with his buddies.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........


Thanks-that was funny.


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