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Involuntary Muscular Contractions

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02 May 2010, 22:48
The Specialist
Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'probably deer hunting with his buddies.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........


"When doing battle, seek a quick victory."
03 May 2010, 05:15
Moremonte
jumping rotflmo Great One!!
03 May 2010, 05:21
ztreh
talk about cutting to the quick of a control situation,yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaawwww
29 May 2010, 03:29
twoseventy
quote:
Originally posted by The Specialist:
A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'probably deer hunting with his buddies.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........


Thanks-that was funny.


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