( I wish I could say that I found this awful joke on an Aussie website but I didn't. What is awful is that I laughed)

Three guys find themselves castaways on a deserted jungle coast.

Suddenly out of nowheres, a savage tribe appears and surrounds them.

The chief says: " Ungabunga or death!"

The first guy says: " What's Ungabunga?"

The chief simply repeats: " Ungabunga or death!".

The first guy shrugs and thinks to himself that anything is better than death so he says:" Ungabunga".

The chief proceeds to screw him once.

The second guy thinks about the fact that he has a family and the first guy didn't seem to suffer too much so he, too, says: "Ungabunga". The chief screws him once.

Now the chief turns to the third guy.

The third guy announces in a defiant voice: " That is disgusting! I choose death!"

The chief beams at him and the tribe cheers and dances up and down with joy.

The chief says:" Death by Ungabunga!"

Gerry, what a sad, sad person!