29 March 2006, 22:42
gerry375Ungabunga or death
( I wish I could say that I found this awful joke on an Aussie website but I didn't. What is awful is that I laughed)
Three guys find themselves castaways on a deserted jungle coast.
Suddenly out of nowheres, a savage tribe appears and surrounds them.
The chief says: " Ungabunga or death!"
The first guy says: " What's Ungabunga?"
The chief simply repeats: " Ungabunga or death!".
The first guy shrugs and thinks to himself that anything is better than death so he says:" Ungabunga".
The chief proceeds to screw him once.
The second guy thinks about the fact that he has a family and the first guy didn't seem to suffer too much so he, too, says: "Ungabunga". The chief screws him once.
Now the chief turns to the third guy.
The third guy announces in a defiant voice: " That is disgusting! I choose death!"
The chief beams at him and the tribe cheers and dances up and down with joy.
The chief says:" Death by Ungabunga!"