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"Gonna get myself a tin beak and pick shit with the chickens" I'm not quite sure what it means exactly, but it has a certain ring to it. | |||
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He didn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. ______________________ RMEF Life Member SCI DRSS Chapuis 9,3/9,3 + 20/20 Simson 12/12/9,3 Zoli 7x57R/12 Kreighoff .470/.470 We band of 9,3ers! The Few. The Pissed. The Taxpayers. | |||
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I was reminded of this one on my morning commute (4 deg and blowing like a sumbitch "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra" Which in turn, reminded me of this one: "Slicker than snot on a doorknob" I'm sure these will conjure up a few more from the cobwebs of the mind. <<MM>> | |||
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Another homophobic: He'd rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing. | |||
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Didn't know whether to shi# or go blind. Pete "Be kind to your neighbor, he knows where you live." | |||
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Stumbled in and did't like it. Skeeters was so big they had a co-pilot. So damn ugly his Mama borrowed a kid to take to church. So damn ugly his Mama tied a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him. Slick as paint. Snot slinging drunk! Handy as a pocket on a shirt. Drunk enough likker to float a battleship. Slap you so hard your eyes will run out on a stalk like a crab. And an old Cajun one: "Je ne pige que dalle!" ("I don't understand a damn thing!) Exactly why did you volunteer - dumbass! "300,000 sperm and look which one made it!" And a short story: After a night of partying and some heavy drinking, we all lined up for quarters, riding the hook in port at Ville Franche. Just as colors went, one sailor in line cracked a fart that was like a freight train whistle, loud and long. An old chief standing in ranks never smiled or changed expressions as he muttered under his breath: "If you'd a pulled in a little choke it would have cranked that time!" Lord, give me patience 'cuz if you give me strength I'll need bail money!! 'TrapperP' | |||
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The mosquitoes in that swamp were so big they could stand flat-footed and f*** a duck. | |||
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