Dear Walter,

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

yours,

GH

Why is this forum called Walter's Own General Discussions when Walter never shows up and discusses?

he would not be Walter if he did what you expect him to

Walter,
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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Originally posted by daniel77:
Why is this forum called Walter's Own General Discussions when Walter never shows up and discusses?

That is a good question.

Walter

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Originally posted by daniel77:
Walter,
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I don't know, what color does yours turn when you choke it?

Walter

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Originally posted by Walterhog:

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Originally posted by daniel77:
Walter,
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I don't know, what color does yours turn when you choke it?

Walter

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Originally posted by Walterhog:

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Originally posted by daniel77:
Walter,
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I don't know, what color does yours turn when you choke it?

Walter

La la la la la la
la la la la la

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Originally posted by daniel77:

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Originally posted by Walterhog:

quote:

Originally posted by daniel77:
Walter,
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I don't know, what color does yours turn when you choke it?

Walter

La la la la la la
la la la la la

Am I the only one who made sure Daniel used the appropriate number of "la's"?

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Originally posted by Walterhog:

quote:

Originally posted by daniel77:
Walter,
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I don't know, what color does yours turn when you choke it?

Walter

HA!

Dear AKW [All Knowing Walter],

I have a conundrum: I own over 50 rifles in various calibers, yet struggle with understanding why I "need" anything beyond a 30/06 and .416R.

Please HELP! As my wife is on a witch hunt to "free up" all of my latent cash.... I'm sure you understand the implications to THAT!

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Originally posted by RANDERSON:
Dear AKW [All Knowing Walter],

I have a conundrum: I own over 50 rifles in various calibers, yet struggle with understanding why I "need" anything beyond a 30/06 and .416R.

Please HELP! As my wife is on a witch hunt to "free up" all of my latent cash.... I'm sure you understand the implications to THAT!

If your wife is trying to sell your other calibers, you just found another reason why you need something more than the 30/06 and .416.

Walter

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I wanna know more about those reusable primers he's developing!!

Would that be a flintlock or a wheellock

All kidding aside, I read instructions on how to reload primers using kitchen (wooden) strike anywhere matches when I was about 15 years old, I never worked up the nerve to try it. Seemed like a good way to exceed the design capabilities (elasticity) of the rifle I owned at that time.

How did you and Saeed meet? Where are you from? Did you hunt Africa prior to meeting Saeed? Does Don hunt with you guys?

Just curious.

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Originally posted by Doc:
How did you and Saeed meet? Where are you from? Did you hunt Africa prior to meeting Saeed? Does Don hunt with you guys?

Just curious.

I met Saeed on my unluckiest day.
I am from Chile
No
There is only place for one of us. Don or me. And I win because I live here.

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Originally posted by RANDERSON:
Dear AKW [All Knowing Walter],

I have a conundrum: I own over 50 rifles in various calibers, yet struggle with understanding why I "need" anything beyond a 30/06 and .416R.

Please HELP! As my wife is on a witch hunt to "free up" all of my latent cash.... I'm sure you understand the implications to THAT!

Having been thru several wives I learned to point out early on, prior to marriage, that I had my firearms prior to enjoying their company and I'd be enjoying the firearms afterwards.
The firearms was never an issue.

Jim

what are the ingredients in the marinade for the bbq and what are your version of events on the latest hunt?

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Originally posted by Saeed:
Walter considers the "work" a four letter word, and should be avoided at any cost!

There are several words which have four letters, some ending in "k", which are not acceptable in mixed, or polite, society. W---k is the worst (and lowest class) of the lot!!!

Often, the first question asked of folks in our tumebledown desert environment shops is "Are you working hard?"

If the answer is "Yes..." most of us here are somewhat shocked for a moment.

Then we re-gather our wits and say loudly and clearly "HOW DISGUSTING!" and leave the scene as rapidly as possible. (It might be contagious.)

Anyway, Walter has it right on the nose. Exactly to the contrary of what the Women's Christian Temperance Union used to say, "Work is the curse of the drinking class".

Best wishes to Walter, and may he "have one for me", Sir.

Great buff Walter...tell us some more about how it happened

All knowing Walter, I seek knowledge of these questions that keep me up at night.

1. If a person yawns, does a deaf person think they are screaming?

2. Do you have any pictures of anyone when they are older?

3. What is the correct pronounciation of "Pho?"

4. If I make a wish at every christmas for a dozen smurfs and a mallet, will it come true?

5. Do Neutrinos really travel faster than light?

6. What is the maximum achievable velocity of a human before things go awry?

7. What is the maximum achievable velocity of a banana slug before things go wrong?

8. I'm partially Russian, yet I dislike Vodka. I'd rather have whiskey or a bourbon. Does this make sense?

The question, what happened to Americanos? The coffee concoction that used to be tasty, delicious, a wonderfull thing?.. Overtones of a strong espresso, slight vanilla after taste, 4 shots of goodness with little cream and sugar..

Seems like any time I,ve had em since around 2005 or so, taste more like crappy coffee thats been filtered through slighty burnt, kinda dry pencil shavings. Every once in a while I get lucky and they taste all right, but usually not.

Political conspiracy? The evil influence of PETA? What? Last remnants of the recently extinct naugas a secret ingredient, no longer available, with no suitable replacement yet found by science?

Walter,

I have a serious question for you and I know I will get the correct answer.

If two guys, me, you, anyone, were setting around talking about guns/hunting/BBQ and there were no women around to tell we are wrong,


Are We??

I am never wrong!

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Originally posted by Ghubert:
Dear Walter,

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

yours,

GH

You try it first.

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Originally posted by boerbokrib:
what are the ingredients in the marinade for the bbq and what are your version of events on the latest hunt?

Rancid beer
Roughly crushed black pepper
Salt
Buffalo fat
Oregano

Lots of beer to drink before the BBQ
The more you drink the more you enjoy!

Walter: Why are there beings and not nothings????

Is there a bounty on Troll liars ?

Walter, why are German beers so good?

I give up. How do I send a pm to another member? All I get when I go to private message is a window about adding a buddie to my contacts. Thanks.

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Originally posted by Jim Manion:
Walter:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

In case Walter has not heard the answer, here it is...
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Well no questions in 2015

Whys that ?

Walter hasn't been back is why.
George

Alberta as long as you are still listed online you have not left us. RIP

I see on the banner that Walter has died.

I’m going to miss reading of his antics terrorizing Saeed and Saeed terrorizing him.

I kind of felt like I knew the guy despite never meeting him.

RIP.

RIP Walter

Very sad to read of Walter passing away. In Saeeds hunt videos Walter was amusing and entertaining merely by being himself. I will miss seeing him there in future.
I get the feeling that he and Saeed were close knit friends despite all the practical joking and trickery. RIP Walter.

RIP Walter

RIP Walter