Here is one of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Lfso&feature=related

Here is the best one, EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...d3ms&feature=related

Hi Nitro,

That last one was a good 'un

There's a million of them. Here's one I like
In the movie Tremors 2, Bert Gummer (Michael Gross) after Hellen Shaffer explains how they
(the monsters) reproduce without breeding
he says " That kinda gives 'em an edge "

Bob Hope's is the best!
Here is some for lots of laughs!Short Circuit

Now if I can jsut find the Willy Nelson line from "Electric Horseman"????

Thats bad Rusty- Willy talking about the golfball gardenhose thing. Or was it the trailer hitch and chrome- can't remember now your gonna have to refresh us on the matter!

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Originally posted by Rusty:
Here is some for lots of laughs!Short Circuit

I work with two guys very similar!!!! Thanks Rusty I haven't seen that in a long time!

"chill, winstooooooooonn"

John Wayne's Rio Lobo.

Girl shoots man with a pipsqueak derringer. Starts a gunfight. Bad guys die. Girl asked Wayne in a quivering voice, "Did I kill him?" Wayne says, "Not entirely, but you certainly helped."

lavaca, That was a good one!

The text of the line goes. . .

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I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.

Not from a movie but I am a MASH addict. I have several favorites but I think my most favorite of all time is when Frank is garbage officer and wants to auction the garbage.

Frank says to Col. "I won't let you down sir" Col. says "There is no way you can".

From the Movie "Short Circuit":

"Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run."

From the Movie "Unforgiven":

"You Just shot an unarmed man!"

"Well, he shoulda armed himself before decorating his place with my friend"

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From the movie "The Rundown"
"Never met an American that didn't like guns!"

If I remember correctly, Burt Reynolds...

Only two things scare me...
WOMEN... and the POLICE.

From the movie The Professionals (1966) with Lee Marvin, Burt Lancaster, etc.:


"100 proof women, 90 proof whiskey and 14 karat gold."

and

Ralph Bellamy to Lee Marvin;

"You Bastard"
"Yes Sir. In my case, an accident of birth. But you, you're a self-made man."

John Wayne out numbered and flanked on two sides in the opening scene of "Cahill - US Marshall"

Are ya'll going to surrender or do I have to shoot every one of ya?

Dirty Harry...

A Man's got to know his limitations.

From MAGNUM FORCE

That ain't no cops gun Frank.

From Apocalypse Now.

I don't know where were going.... But one look at you, and I know it's going to be HOT.

From Blazing Saddles

"Scuze me while I whip this out!"

Andy B

From Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
" what fer, there's only three little un's"

from Robin Hood with Kevin Costiner
" F#$k me! He cleared it!"

And of course Scarface
"say hello to my little friend"

JAWS -"we're gona need a bigger boat"

Not from a Movie, for legend has it Sir Winston Churchill said this:

A woman said, "You sir, are a drunk!"

Winston responded, "And you, madam, are ugly; but I will be sober in the morning."

quote:

Originally posted by Pegleg:
"Heading to Amarillo, just my rifle, pony and me."
Dean Martin-Rio Bravo "

and dont forget Ricky Nelson.

Originally from the movie Red River (1948) D. Tiomkin orignial score.
a piece of trivia; also used in the trailer soundtrack for the Sopranos. Tried to find a sound bite for all to enjoy but so far cant.
Regards,
Rick

Here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiWAgbWDXzI
No lyrics but you'll get the idea. I still whistle this while working around the shop.

From the movie Patton:
Rommel, you magnificient bastard, I read your book.

From One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest:
But Doc, I'm tellin' you, that gal was thirteen going on thirty-five.

LionHunter, I always did love that Lee Marvin line. One of the best.

In the same vein, here are a couple of fine and pithy epithets.

"You scum-suckin' pig!" Marlon Brando (as Kid Rio) to Ben Johnson (as Bob Amory) in 1961's "One-Eyed Jacks."

"You gob of spit!" Marlon Brando (Kid Rio again) to Slim Pickens (as Deputy Lon) in the same film.

Pickens' reply was, "I am, ain't I?" followed by a hideous cackle.

Good screenwriters, in the days before rampant and uncensored profanity, could make words sing and sting in a way that rarely happens anymore . . .

One more: Michael Madsen (as Mr. Blond) to Harvey Keitel (as Mr. White) in "Reservoir Dogs" - "Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

Final ones (pardon the profanity):

Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

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One more: Michael Madsen (as Mr. Blond) to Harvey Keitel (as Mr. White) in "Reservoir Dogs" - "Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

Ah yes! That was the line I loved about the movie and made me pick Mr. Blonde as my avatar!

From Blazing Saddles
Were are them white women ????

sjr.....That must be proceeded by" Oh boys...Looky here!"

Who could forget" What in the wide wide world of sports is goin' on here?" "Dancin' around like a bunch o' Kansas City faggots!"

Blazing Saddles is a classic that could not possibly be on the big screen today without overwhelmiing outcry from all the bleeding heart liberals and Louis Farakan, Jessie Jackson, LULAC and a whole host of minority rights groups that claim to be for the betterment of their people, but in fact are just as much a hate group as the KKK.

Regardless Blazing Saddles is my all time favorite movie filled with one-liners and I don't care if " The sheriff is a NI DONG"

REREN CONFLOUNDED FLIMER FLAMERS; They darker than us...WHEW!

Must you pry? I must! I must!

The teutonic titwillow!

"Mongo like candy"

"Mongo straight!"



Andy B

Hockea, here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IpEnsdXwFM

Dean and Rick in Rio Bravo. Enjoy.

This movie was great! The video is kinda long, but listen good at 1:30. RICHARD PRYOR GREASED LIGHTNING

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning; it smells like...victory."

I can't believe nobody else thought of this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-0BVT4cqGY

1-In outlaw Josie whales when Clint Eastwood looks at the 2 yankees and said... what are you guys gonna do stand there whistling "DIXIE" or pull your pistols?
2-Also when Butch told Sundance that he "didnt have to worry about swimming the river,the fall will kill you",when they jumped off the cliff....
3- "what we have here... is a failure to communicate" in.. Cool Hand Luke
4-Platoon...Nobody kills Barnes but" Barnes"...
5-SGT.Barnes..
"when the machine breaks down ..we break down"I cant have that!"
6-Also Sgt.Barnes"we all got to die sometimes!"
7-Appocalipse now.."Charlie dont surf"!
& 'Never get off the boat'!
and Kurtz said "are my methods unsound to you,sheen replied "i dont see any method"...
Ted Nugent...The beast is dead,long live the beast
Dorthy said to toto...I dont believe were in Kansas anymore

Any of you remember the Movie Jeramia Johnson
with Robert Redford, and Will Greer ...... That movie is loaded with the best one liners..like

with Redford on fire and jumping around
"Didn't put enough dirt down, seen it right off."
Greer rolles back over....
and another
Greer ask Redford if he was good at skinning
Grizz......next scene is Greer
running that live Grizzly in on Redford
in the cabin. Greer runs the front of the cabin with the Grizz chasing, jumps out the back window and says "skin that one prilgram
and I'll fetch you another."

Wow what a great movie.......
keep 'em coming guys...

Assumption is the mother of all f##kups.
Under Siege 2. I've used the line for years and had to look it up last week for the source.

May the schwartz be with you.