Full Metal Jacket, "Your days of finger banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her perdy pink panties are OVER"

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Originally posted by jo-timer:
Any of you remember the Movie Jeramia Johnson
with Robert Redford, and Will Greer ...... That movie is loaded with the best one liners..window and says "skin that one prilgram
and I'll fetch you another."
Keep 'em coming guys...

My favorite movie... When he comes across the guy buried up to his neck, and asks him a question, about how he was buried, the guy replies; "No, I have a horse under me!"

My all-time favorite though is from a science fiction potboiler "They Live" or something like that, starring Roddy Piper. He walks into a bar with a bunch of aliens, who are secretly going to take over the earth (sound familiar?)carrying a sawed off shotgun and says "I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I just ran out of chewing gum." The finest moment of the movie.

From John Belushi in Animal House:

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"

I beleive the movie was Billy The Kid, at any rate it was about Billy the Kid, played by Emilio Estevez. He gets captured and is in jail, the sheriff is giving him alot of flak, talking about how the shotgun he is guarding Billy with is loaded with 18 dimes. The sheriff leaves to go eat, leaving a deputy watching Billy. Billy ecapes, shoots the deputy with one barrel and runs to the window and looks down at the sheriff in the street. The sheriff looks up and sees Billy, says "oh shit" and Billy shoots him. Billy laughs and says "Thats the best buck eighty I ever spent"

No Lonesome dove??? One of my favs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYzZPiqjqww

a bunch of good ones in this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVBjBClBSao&NR=1

My faviorite line of all time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...9X7Q&feature=related

Pretty good one too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGgorajsro

Ed

From the movie Men in Black

Zed (Rip Torn): [to candidates rejected as MIB agents] Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.

The best scene from the most famous movie of all time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ7z6hpO57c

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My all-time favorite though is from a science fiction potboiler "They Live" or something like that, starring Roddy Piper. He walks into a bar with a bunch of aliens, who are secretly going to take over the earth (sound familiar?)carrying a sawed off shotgun and says "I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I just ran out of chewing gum." The finest moment of the movie.

He actually walks into a bank and says:

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubble gum."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

Great line!

JT pin, the better rendition was whwne Kris played Billy The Kid in 1972. A Peckinpaw film so you know it was good. When he shoots Bob across the street with that 12 G. loaded with dimes + you can see the dimes glitter in the sun when he fires.....also after the fact the little mexican kids out there going for the dimes.

From
The Wild Bunch"......the prelude that says it all. "We came for Angel".

OH the addendum to the Pat Garrett + Billy the kid movie...after Kris shoots Bob with the 12g. loaded with dimes,he says "keep the change Bob".

Tom selick, Last stand at Saber River. He's squared off against the Caradine brothers and a group of thugs with them. David asks," Are you going to kill us all?? Selick's character replies,"You get the first one pointing to David and he gets the second one pointing to keith,does it realy matter after that??"

From Dr. Strangelove:

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Clint Eastwood in The Unforgiven
"Deserves got nothing to do with it"

Josie, are we gonna bury'em?

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Originally posted by Geedubya:
Outlaw Josey Wales,
Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms"GWB

From the Movie "Fight Club"

Helena Bonham Carter:
"I haven't been fucked like that since Grade School!"

(This line in the theater propelled much Coca Cola and partially chewed popcorn out through my nose)

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From EL Dorado:
"Faith can move mountains, but it can beat a faster gun."

From True Grit:
"Fill your hands you son of a bitch!!!"

From Hidalgo:
"Nobody hurts my horse."

From Open Range:
"You're men ain't ya?"
........
"You might not know this, but there are things that gnaw at a man worst than dying."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8coq2cUn1U

My new favorite,,,

Grumpy old men:

You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets filled first!

Another one from GOM:

Kids swallow quarters all the time!

They do?

Sure! But if she shits out two dimes and a nickle then I would worry!

At 3:03 We want Angel.
The the fun starts.

We Want Angel

I cannot believe I just went through this 3 page discussion and no one put this one up. Enjoy, old timers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqccyUpnZwA

Is a little humor OK for this? How about when Groucho Marx goes to the opera, climbs over the heads of several to get to his seat, plops himself down and says "Who's ahead?"

Or when that lady's hugging him and says "hold me closer!" and he says "if I was holding you any closer I'd be behind you"...

Or when he meets the Indian chief and Chico tells him he's a super chief, and Groucho asks "are you the Super Chief that runs from Chicago to LA in 39 hours?"

Or on his TV show "You Bet Your Life" he's talking with the contestant before the game starts who's telling about his 13 or whatever children and says "I really love my wife" and Groucho says "I love my cigar too but at least I take it out of my mouth once in a while..."

From The Outlaw Josie Wales: Lone Wattie " We thought about this "Endevere to Persevere", and when we thought about it enough, we declared war on the Union".

"Ready"

At the climax of the movie "Death Sentence".

At 2:50 of this video.
Don't watch it if you have never seen the movie.

Ready.

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The best scene from the most famous movie of all time:

I'll see your "Gone with the Wind" and raise you a "Casablanca" at the end, when Bogey tells Ingrid Bergman that she's gettin' on that plane, et cetera. That's the best scene in the best movie of all time...

Josey Whales is a movie of great one-liners, here's my favorite:

Get ready little lady...

What about Dirty Harry, " Go ahead punk, make my day."

"Say hello to my little friend" Scarface

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" Godfather

The Guv: you remember I said I was going to kill you last? (he's hanging this guy over the edge of a cliff by one leg) I lied...

Rich
DRSS

"Repo Man in always INTENSE!"

Here's some Once Upon A Time In The West quotes:

Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.


Harmonica: The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?
Cheyenne: Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.
Harmonica: There were no dollars in them days.
Cheyenne: But sons of bitches... yeah.

Cheyenne: You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.

...and McClintock!:

Dance hall girl: Day off?
John Wayne: Off day!

John Wayne to farmer: "You caused a lot of trouble today pilgrim and someone aught to belt you in the mouth! But I won't! I won't! The hell I wont! (punch!)

Brett

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Originally posted by Dangerous Dave:
My favotite line of all times is from Woody Allen and Annie Hall. "theres nothing wrong with masturbation its sex with someone I trully love. Also from the same movie."she was so beautiful I actually took my eye off the meter for a second"

Reminds me off:

Hannah: Could you have ruined yourself somehow?
Mickey: How could I ruin myself?
Hannah: I don't know. Excessive masturbation?
Mickey: You gonna start knockin' my hobbies?

Hannah and her sisters

Love and Death, Woody Allen:

Drill Sergeant: One, two. One, two. One, two.
Boris: Three is next, if you're having any trouble.

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.


Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed? The difference is that all men go eventually, but I go six o'clock tomorrow morning. I was supposed to go at five o'clock, but I have a smart lawyer. Got leniency.

One inspirational:

"Your best"? Losers always whine about their "best." Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.


--- Sean Connery as John Mason, in The Rock

Blazing Saddles
Take out Cleavon little insert Tiger Woods
"Were all them White Women ??"

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Originally posted by jeffeosso:
"chill, winstooooooooonn"

You've seen Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels?

I'm very impressed!

Have you seen the Movie "Snatch" also directed by Ritchie?