30 August 2016, 11:32
DOPPELGANGSTERIS WALTER DECEASED
OR DID SAEED TRADE HIM TO SOMALI PIRATES?
30 August 2016, 21:43
EdmondWasn't he brain dead shortly after birth?
30 August 2016, 22:10
Idaho Sharpshooterthat would be the equivalent of a 21st century version of "The Ransom of Red Chief"...
31 August 2016, 02:17
DOPPELGANGSTERquote:
Originally posted by Brice:
For what?
Rusty boat anchor.
31 August 2016, 15:33
GrumulkinI think Walter is decease. Back years ago Saeed said Walter would answer all questions. Walter isn't answering questions so he must have passed on.
01 September 2016, 01:16
dogcatHe is in the background pics of every Trump speech. Look closely for a wild haired, white bearded guy looking like he sells wife beater t-shirts.
02 September 2016, 08:25
WstrnhuntrMaybe after a few years of "Moderating" this forum, he is just spending a little time in a padded room and not allowed to play with sharp objects like keyboards..
02 September 2016, 08:41
GrenadierWhere's Walter? Is he that guy your supposed to find in the crowd of people on the cover of the book?
02 September 2016, 09:09
DOPPELGANGSTERUPDATE!! Apparently, Saeed traded Walter to some low level Somali pirates, whom Walter irritated to the point where they demanded a refund. Don stepped in with $27 in loose change of various currencies and Walter now resides in Don's basement at his guest house in Tashkent.
02 September 2016, 09:41
Saeedquote:
Originally posted by Grumulkin:
I think Walter is decease. Back years ago Saeed said Walter would answer all questions. Walter isn't answering questions so he must have passed on.
Walter would be very happy to answer any INTELLIGENT questions.
Something NONE of you lot is capable of asking.
Intelligent, and posting on AR, are diametrically opposite to each other.
This time of year, Walter is in a bit of a quandary!
He is finding hard to decide if he wants to go on safari or not - he goes through this every year.
But, I go ahead and book his flight, book his hunt, and know he normally makes up his mind to come.
A few years ago, he decided he really did not want to go hunting with us.
So I told him, that is fine, he can keep up to date with our LIFE HUNT REPORT.
One day before our flight, he asked "where is my air ticket?"
"What air ticket?"
"My ticket to Tanzania?"
"You don't have one. You told me you are coming this year. You wanted to have a rest from me and Roy annoying you"
"I changed my mind. You two might enjoy not having me there"
"You really ARE a bloody disaster! Let me call the travel agent and see"
I called the travel agent in his presence, and I was told there were no seats left, as the flight is full.
"Tough luck mate. Enjoying your own misery here. And see you in 3 weeks time"
When we got to the airport, we found him standing at the check in desk. Apparently he has been there for at least two hours
"What are you doing here?"
"You are the worst friend anyone could have! You told me there is no seats available! That is true. BUT! BUT! MY NAME IS ON THE PASSENGER LIST! I am going on THIS flight with you! And I promise to make your life and Roy's as miserable as possible too"
"We are not worried about you. We have our own truck to hunt from"
02 September 2016, 09:58
DOPPELGANGSTERSo he's not in Tashkent? Doesn't he get car sick in those safari trucks? What if a Boomslang falls into the truck from a tree? Does he know how to change a flat tire?
02 September 2016, 10:27
SaeedWalter can absolutely ANYTHING!
Problem is, the end results!
03 September 2016, 04:20
Ray BHe received a free hunt, including air fare. But when he went to the airport he was told that the airline no longer had any flights to Rhodesia. Last I heard he was still at the airport awaiting a resumption of flights.
03 September 2016, 19:35
arkypeteWhy not make an offer to Mugabe's enemies to check if they want Walter? You've heard to old joke/question 'Why do husbands die before their wives? Because they want to!
Walter may have the same effect on Mugabe.
Jim
08 September 2016, 07:30
Grizzly AdamsGuess if Walter doesn't make an appearance within a set time, you can declare him legally dead.
Grizz
08 September 2016, 08:41
NormanConquestThe important question here is,If so,who gets his guns?
19 September 2016, 09:04
SGraves155I hope he is well, and is as happy as possible for someone like him, and that he remembers he has already punished me several times for posting hurtful things.
It's been a long time.
Walter, may your glass be always full.