Seems like inane poll questions are in vogue these days.

Question:
You are on a 21 day full bag safari in Zambia, given your choice would you rather share camp for those 21 days with:

Choices:
Peter Capstick
A PH that is competent/good company but perhaps not heterosexual
The Dynamic Duo: adrook and chipolopolo

 

I'd take Steve and Andy......no BS, straight shooters, and two of the few people who can catch big fish with not a damn thing on the hook.

Gary
DRSS
NRA Lifer
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I am not voting because I would like to have Capstick, Adrook and Chipolopolo!

All three choices will require a "don't ask, don't tell" policy on this forum.

third choice for sure...you are going to need hyena bait....pretty sure a leopard wouldn't touch either one.

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Originally posted by DTala:
third choice for sure...you are going to need hyena bait....pretty sure a leopard wouldn't touch either one.

Not nice but funny as hell!

PHC would get my vote!

WTG, Mike!

I'd take Andy, Steve and the PH with the questionable orientation (Mike did not specify outright flaming gay) That should make for some spirited fireside conversation over a Sundowner or two. The venue being Zambia could nothing but make it all more intereting.

Mark

Can't participate as I would really prefer the camp alone.

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Originally posted by zimbabwe:
Can't participate as I would really prefer the camp alone.

Me too.........

Capstick and the two oddballs. Will need them for leopard bait.

I vote.......all three.......I would love to mix a drink and just sit back and listen to the fireworks.

All four choices could be gay so who cares.

Me and Drook (Were quite fun in camp you know)

Either Capstick or the PH, or both, would be fine. As for the third option, well, who wants to share camp with the croc bait?
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"Serious rifles have two barrels, everything else just burns gunpowder."

50 votes so far and adrook and chipolopolo are running cheek-to-cheek with the gay PH.

Funny....nobody has mentioned Walter and his "attachments".....that might scare a gay PH.

Gary
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NRA Lifer
SCI
DSC

Looks like Frostbit could be closing in on the real truth!

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Originally posted by chipolopolo:

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Originally posted by David Hulme:
Looks like Frostbit could be closing in on the real truth!

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Originally posted by chipolopolo:

Certainly about Adrook. The proof is right here. No real heterosexual man that hunts would admit to owning a cat.

Three of the eight mammals that live in my house have come clean and admitted to being cats. I can't afford therapy for them so I guess I'll have to accept their alternate lifestyle. I have no idea what to do about the admitted humans.

Mark

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Originally posted by MARK H. YOUNG:
I'd take Andy, Steve and the PH with the questionable orientation (Mike did not specify outright flaming gay) That should make for some spirited fireside conversation over a Sundowner or two. The venue being Zambia could nothing but make it all more intereting.

Mark

Hey Mark,

Steve and I have our own poll! I think you have a couple of client who are now almost famous.

Cheers,
Andy

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Originally posted by MARK H. YOUNG:
Three of the eight mammals that live in my house have come clean and admitted to being cats. I can't afford therapy for them so I guess I'll have to accept their alternate lifestyle. I have no idea what to do about the admitted humans.

Mark

Tell us how devastated you were when they came out of the kennel.

Hey Mark,
You need to add a line to "Client Preference list" I think.

Mike:
Chip & Adrook want to know if the "open bar" includes the crisco from the kitchen, and how many gerbil are on quota........

I voted for Capstick as long as there's plenty of gin. Sitting around a fire with him would certainly lead to some yarns being spun. Some of them might even have a grain of truth but I don't care.

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Originally posted by Frostbit:

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Originally posted by David Hulme:
Looks like Frostbit could be closing in on the real truth!

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Originally posted by chipolopolo:

Certainly about Adrook. The proof is right here. No real heterosexual man that hunts would admit to owning a cat.

Horse S$$t.

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Originally posted by TWL:
Mike:
Chip & Adrook want to know if the "open bar" includes the crisco from the kitchen, and how many gerbil are on quota........

Not gerbils, HAMSTERS, HAMSTERS!!

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Certainly about Adrook. The proof is right here. No real heterosexual man that hunts would admit to owning a cat.

Might want to watch your mouth there Ass Wipe, I own 13 cats and have been hunting for 40+ years and married twice to two very different but really neat ladies.

See, the thing I like about cats over dogs, is that they don't kiss you ass, you kiss their's.

Cats are special. Takes a very secure man to operate with cats. I say operate, because you don't choose them. They choose you.

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Originally posted by jetdrvr:
Cats are special. Takes a very secure man to operate with cats. I say operate, because you don't choose them. They choose you.

Had both cats and dogs. I'll take the dog.

This is an interesting conversation, but it really has nothing to do with sharing a hunting camp with a Fraud, a Fudge Packer, or 2 Homophobes in denial about their true sexual orientation.

I voted for the fraud and would be willing to furnish the Gin just to listen to his fraudulent tales, and not have to worry about the PH's disease rubbing off on me, or having to listen to the two Homo PH's complain about deviant human behavior.

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See, the thing I like about cats over dogs, is that they don't kiss you ass, you kiss their's.

What?????? You may wanna 'splain that one.

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Originally posted by Crazyhorseconsulting:
... I own 13 cats.....

I'm sorry....you are GAY!!

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Originally posted by Crazyhorseconsulting:
This is an interesting conversation, but it really has nothing to do with sharing a hunting camp with a Fraud, a Fudge Packer, or 2 Homophobes in denial about their true sexual orientation.

I voted for the fraud and would be willing to furnish the Gin just to listen to his fraudulent tales, and not have to worry about the PH's disease rubbing off on me, or having to listen to the two Homo PH's complain about deviant human behavior.

You've swallowed the liberal pill haven't you? The accusation that if you're homophobic you must be in denial is nothing but a liberal lie intended to squelch criticism of a deviant and dangerous lifestyle choice. Liberal dipshits like you have gone so far down the path of the left that you don't even realize it. I guess I won't be booking any hunts with rainbowsafaris.com or whatever your business is called any time in the near future.

BTW, don't you have an Obama rally or a Million Moron March to attend?

There ain't anything Gay about me.

JTEX, it is real simple to explain, dogs are slaves, they just stand around waiting for their Master to speak for them or anything.

Cats don't care if your there or not.

Bunch of the supposedly Macho, Heterosexuals, only function when their dog or the feminine companions bow down to them and grovel at their feet.

That is what has always amazed me at Dudes that call themselves "Lone Wolves".

The only time a wolf is by its self is when they have been run out of the pack because they are a cull.

Except for Lions, cats can survive and thrive on their own, Tom Cat breeds a female and goes on about his business, stupid ass dog hangs around and helps raise a bunch of ungrateful pups.

AzGuy, sorry you left one of the letters out of your name, AzzGuy.

Now with the ignorant crap out of the way, this still ain't got anything to do with who you would want to share a hunting camp with out of the 3 choices given.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Crazyhorseconsulting:
There ain't anything Gay about me...(Wanna Bet??)

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AzGuy, sorry you left one of the letters out of your name, AzzGuy.....QUOTE]


I'm sorry, if you own 13 cats.... you are GAY!!

Concerns me that that you think of me that way!

PS.... Hope No One is taking this BS seriously

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Originally posted by Crazyhorseconsulting:

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Certainly about Adrook. The proof is right here. No real heterosexual man that hunts would admit to owning a cat.

Might want to watch your mouth there Ass Wipe, I own 13 cats and have been hunting for 40+ years and married twice to two very different but really neat ladies.

See, the thing I like about cats over dogs, is that they don't kiss you ass, you kiss their's.

i have eaten a bit of p___sy in my day, but i must say, i have NEVER kissed a cat's ass. does it taste like chicken?

Hey, I ain't taking any of this seriously, because I have been on a forum for the past 5 years that has gotten to the point that 95% of the threads here on the AR, would have been locked by the third response.

One of the reasons I enjoy the AR, is that usually threads are allowed to run their course and subjects ain't locked or people banned over minor shit.

No a cats ass don't taste like chicken , it tastes like a cats ass.

I forgot, I would still rather share a camp with a confirmed fraud or a queer PH than two homophobasexuals who ain't got it figgered out yet.