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The above characters have shot and wounded an animal.

Please name that animal, and have a guess what was being said by those in the photo.

Best guess and caption wins a set of DVDs of our hunt of this year.


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Lord Derby's Buffalo and the leprechaun in the foreground is saying 'O'im feckin' sure dat Lord Derby's Boffolo dropped moi pot o' gold around here sumwhere. at all, at all....... Wink






 
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Buffalo calf. Smiler

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Dude leaning over: The impala went in here, must be holding up in this brush.

Walter: It vas not a bloody impala you fool, it vas a Kudu! Here, here see I will find the blood on this branch, up here. Why do you insist on lying to me? It went in right here...

Dude with the gun: (Under his breath, not looking at Walter) Dwight, you got the Larium? I think Walter's brain is swelling again, we need to...

Dwight: (through the smirk) Already done it my man, along with Valium, just make sure you don't drink out of the red water bottle... we'll all have a quiet dinner tonight...

Walter: I tell you, it vent in over here...look here, no here, godammit Saeed, put down that camera and help me find the blood...Saeed....Saeed!!
 
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Guinea Fowl!!!!!
 
Posts: 194 | Location: Namibia | Registered: 04 April 2004Reply With Quote
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Wounded animal: The PH's Jack Russell Terrier.
What is being said: "He's shot the bloody, f--king dog! Don't ever let him use or touch that gun again!
Walter: I did not shoot your dog! You have no dog. You are just saying that to get me in trouble with Saeed. Whatever it is, we will find it shortly and I will BBQ it.
 
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Wounded Buffalo......Thick Bush......Very Dangerous..............YOU GO FIRST !!
 
Posts: 505 | Location: Farmington, New Mexico | Registered: 05 January 2008Reply With Quote
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Im not going after it!! you go!!
Im not gonna do it,, hey lets send walter!!
Yeah , walter!! he'll it do !! he'll do anything!!!
Hey!! walter is doing it!! he likes it !!
Wonder what the kudu thinks of the exchange?
 
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The wounded animal is a honey badger. Walter is saying to Saeed, "You go in after it, You already have kids. I still have wild oats to sew."


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Posts: 3831 | Location: Cave Creek, AZ | Registered: 09 August 2001Reply With Quote
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Walter: If you want a BBQ, get the Topi!

Dwight: You're sure you hit well?

Nelson: Yes! It is as good as dead.

Walter: Yes, but dead in there?!?! Oof, I'm happy that this wasn't me. Nelson, shall we set the bush afire?

Nelson: No! Are you crazy?

Walter: At least you will something, right now all you have is a trophy fee!!

Dwight: Decisions, decisions. Wonder what Saeed would do?

Walter: Saeed would just send me in there!

Nelson: Too bad Saeed is not here!

Dwight: We could pretend!

Nelson: Ah yes! Walter you nitwit! Go get that animal!

Walter: Hahaha nice try! It won't work.
 
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Would one of you guys toss some toilet paper in here?
 
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Walter: After you sir.


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I'm not much on captions but,
I would guess that they are looking for a guinea fowl that Walter shot.
Reasons #1 There posture,attitude and gun positions would indicate a non threating situation. #2 is the feathers in Nelson's hat.
Just a guess.

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" Bush Baby stole my wallet!"


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Walter;HERE'S A PIECE, here's a piece, here's a piece.
Dude with rifle:I told you this bloody 375/404 was too much gun for bush babys.Why did you decide on bush baby bbq in the first place Walter?

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Walter: Saeed, Please come help me find my rabbit,I know it is dead! Saeed: Walter, That was a guinea foul, it had feathers. Walter: I know what I shot,come help me get it because there are snakes in this brush. You need to get bit, not me. You are the guide and you did not guide me the correct way!
 
Posts: 564 | Location: Michigan, US | Registered: 10 April 2007Reply With Quote
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Everybody is looking for the stork that carried walter.
Walter is showing remorse for breaking the storks leg and ripping the cloth he was carried in as a day old boy. the stork had to do an emergency landing in that bush. Walter recognised the bush immediately and thought they would find some souvernior to remind him of that day


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Posts: 914 | Location: Burgersfort the big Kudu mekka of South Africa | Registered: 27 April 2007Reply With Quote
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Two Trackers and Saeed enter the dark thorn bush to recover the Bushbuck that was shot by one of their party. Walter keeps his distance while chanting Wiccan protection ritual's. Little do the party realize Walter is confused and in reality is about to turn a very dangerous and wounded Bushbuck into a really pissed off wounded ancient Griffin. Best turn your heads sports fans, it's about to get ugly......


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See, if you bend over just right, you get 3 bars on your cell phone. Now call Saeed and tell him that the last time we saw JudgeG and Cindy Garrison, they said they were tracking a wounded francolin and it would be dangerous to follow them for at least an hour.


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See, if you bend over just right, you get 3 bars on your cell phone. Now call Saeed and tell him that the last time we saw JudgeG and Cindy Garrison, they said they were tracking a wounded francolin and it would be dangerous to follow them for at least an hour.


Judge,

You got that right.

They were chasing a wounded francoline!


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While it doesn't fit Saeed's rules for the caption, my first thought was...

"I thought you set the brakes on the bakkie!"


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OK, I'm cheating since Saeed has already told us the animal.

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Walter! Stop pissing on the Francolin!

I'm not pissing on it I'm marinating it so I can cook it for dinner.


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See, if you bend over just right, you get 3 bars on your cell phone. Now call Saeed and tell him that the last time we saw JudgeG and Cindy Garrison, they said they were tracking a wounded francolin and it would be dangerous to follow them for at least an hour.


Judge,

You got that right.

They were chasing a wounded francoline!


Saeed:

You get Cindy on a safari and I'll find you any dang thing you want... Big Grin


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"You go in!"

"No, you go in!"

"I'm not going in first! Wounded dik dik are known to circle around and charge from behind!"

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I'm sure the ball went in there. What par is this hole anyway?


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Probably a duiker
 
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Francolin is the game.

Walter;I can see it there, if we only had a little bitty dog to go in there to fetch it.


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