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 The above characters have shot and wounded an animal. Please name that animal, and have a guess what was being said by those in the photo. Best guess and caption wins a set of DVDs of our hunt of this year. | ||
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Lord Derby's Buffalo and the leprechaun in the foreground is saying 'O'im feckin' sure dat Lord Derby's Boffolo dropped moi pot o' gold around here sumwhere. at all, at all.......  | |||
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Buffalo calf.  "Saeed did it, not me." ------------------------------- Will Stewart / Once you've been amongst them, there is no such thing as too much gun. --------------------------------------- and, God Bless John Wayne. NRA Benefactor Member, GOA, N.A.G.R. _________________________ "Elephant and Elephant Guns" $99 shipped “Hunting Africa's Dangerous Game" $20 shipped. red.dirt.elephant@gmail.com _________________________ Hoping to wind up where elephant hunters go. | |||
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Dude leaning over: The impala went in here, must be holding up in this brush. Walter: It vas not a bloody impala you fool, it vas a Kudu! Here, here see I will find the blood on this branch, up here. Why do you insist on lying to me? It went in right here... Dude with the gun: (Under his breath, not looking at Walter) Dwight, you got the Larium? I think Walter's brain is swelling again, we need to... Dwight: (through the smirk) Already done it my man, along with Valium, just make sure you don't drink out of the red water bottle... we'll all have a quiet dinner tonight... Walter: I tell you, it vent in over here...look here, no here, godammit Saeed, put down that camera and help me find the blood...Saeed....Saeed!! | |||
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Guinea Fowl!!!!! | |||
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Wounded animal: The PH's Jack Russell Terrier. What is being said: "He's shot the bloody, f--king dog! Don't ever let him use or touch that gun again! Walter: I did not shoot your dog! You have no dog. You are just saying that to get me in trouble with Saeed. Whatever it is, we will find it shortly and I will BBQ it. | |||
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Wounded Buffalo......Thick Bush......Very Dangerous..............YOU GO FIRST !! | |||
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Im not going after it!! you go!! Im not gonna do it,, hey lets send walter!! Yeah , walter!! he'll it do !! he'll do anything!!! Hey!! walter is doing it!! he likes it !! Wonder what the kudu thinks of the exchange? | |||
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The wounded animal is a honey badger. Walter is saying to Saeed, "You go in after it, You already have kids. I still have wild oats to sew." Have gun- Will travel The value of a trophy is computed directly in terms of personal investment in its acquisition. Robert Ruark | |||
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Walter: If you want a BBQ, get the Topi! Dwight: You're sure you hit well? Nelson: Yes! It is as good as dead. Walter: Yes, but dead in there?!?! Oof, I'm happy that this wasn't me. Nelson, shall we set the bush afire? Nelson: No! Are you crazy? Walter: At least you will something, right now all you have is a trophy fee!! Dwight: Decisions, decisions. Wonder what Saeed would do? Walter: Saeed would just send me in there! Nelson: Too bad Saeed is not here! Dwight: We could pretend! Nelson: Ah yes! Walter you nitwit! Go get that animal! Walter: Hahaha nice try! It won't work. | |||
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Would one of you guys toss some toilet paper in here? | |||
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Walter: After you sir. DRSS Member | |||
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I'm not much on captions but, I would guess that they are looking for a guinea fowl that Walter shot. Reasons #1 There posture,attitude and gun positions would indicate a non threating situation. #2 is the feathers in Nelson's hat. Just a guess. James | |||
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" Bush Baby stole my wallet!" "Anything he did not accomplish as a pupil was my failing as a teacher" Max you will be missed Aug-02 1999; May 20, 2008 | |||
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Walter;HERE'S A PIECE, here's a piece, here's a piece. Dude with rifle:I told you this bloody 375/404 was too much gun for bush babys.Why did you decide on bush baby bbq in the first place Walter? Sam Juckett | |||
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Walter: Saeed, Please come help me find my rabbit,I know it is dead! Saeed: Walter, That was a guinea foul, it had feathers. Walter: I know what I shot,come help me get it because there are snakes in this brush. You need to get bit, not me. You are the guide and you did not guide me the correct way! | |||
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Everybody is looking for the stork that carried walter. Walter is showing remorse for breaking the storks leg and ripping the cloth he was carried in as a day old boy. the stork had to do an emergency landing in that bush. Walter recognised the bush immediately and thought they would find some souvernior to remind him of that day "Buy land they have stopped making it"- Mark Twain | |||
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Two Trackers and Saeed enter the dark thorn bush to recover the Bushbuck that was shot by one of their party. Walter keeps his distance while chanting Wiccan protection ritual's. Little do the party realize Walter is confused and in reality is about to turn a very dangerous and wounded Bushbuck into a really pissed off wounded ancient Griffin. Best turn your heads sports fans, it's about to get ugly......  Gray Ghost Hunting Safaris http://grayghostsafaris.com Phone: 615-860-4333 Email: hunts@grayghostsafaris.com NRA Benefactor DSC Professional Member SCI Member RMEF Life Member NWTF Guardian Life Sponsor NAHC Life Member Rowland Ward - SCI Scorer Took the wife the Eastern Cape for her first hunt: http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6881000262 Hunting in the Stormberg, Winterberg and Hankey Mountains of the Eastern Cape 2018 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4801073142 Hunting the Eastern Cape, RSA May 22nd - June 15th 2007 http://forums.accuratereloadin...=810104007#810104007 16 Days in Zimbabwe: Leopard, plains game, fowl and more: http://forums.accuratereloadin...=212108409#212108409 Natal: Rhino, Croc, Nyala, Bushbuck and more http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6341092311 Recent hunt in the Eastern Cape, August 2010: Pics added http://forums.accuratereloadin...261039941#9261039941 10 days in the Stormberg Mountains http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7781081322 Back in the Stormberg Mountains with friends: May-June 2017 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6001078232 "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading" - Thomas Jefferson Every morning the Zebra wakes up knowing it must outrun the fastest Lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning the Lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest Zebra or it will starve. It makes no difference if you are a Zebra or a Lion; when the Sun comes up in Africa, you must wake up running...... "If you're being chased by a Lion, you don't have to be faster than the Lion, you just have to be faster than the person next to you." | |||
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See, if you bend over just right, you get 3 bars on your cell phone. Now call Saeed and tell him that the last time we saw JudgeG and Cindy Garrison, they said they were tracking a wounded francolin and it would be dangerous to follow them for at least an hour. JudgeG ... just counting time 'til I am again finding balm in Gilead chilled out somewhere in the Selous. | |||
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Judge, You got that right. They were chasing a wounded francoline! | |||
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While it doesn't fit Saeed's rules for the caption, my first thought was... "I thought you set the brakes on the bakkie!" "Personal is not the same as important", Corporal Carrot, Men at Arms | |||
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OK, I'm cheating since Saeed has already told us the animal. Caption: Walter! Stop pissing on the Francolin! I'm not pissing on it I'm marinating it so I can cook it for dinner. An old man sleeps with his conscience, a young man sleeps with his dreams. | |||
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Saeed: You get Cindy on a safari and I'll find you any dang thing you want...  JudgeG ... just counting time 'til I am again finding balm in Gilead chilled out somewhere in the Selous. | |||
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"You go in!" "No, you go in!" "I'm not going in first! Wounded dik dik are known to circle around and charge from behind!" Landrum | |||
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I'm sure the ball went in there. What par is this hole anyway? ______________________ DRSS ______________________ Hunt Reports 2015 His & Her Leopards with Derek Littleton of Luwire Safaris - http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/2971090112 2015 Trophy Bull Elephant with CMS http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/1651069012 DIY Brooks Range Sheep Hunt 2013 - http://forums.accuratereloadin...901038191#9901038191 Zambia June/July 2012 with Andrew Baldry - Royal Kafue http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7971064771 Zambia Sept 2010- Muchinga Safaris http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4211096141 Namibia Sept 2010 - ARUB Safaris http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6781076141 | |||
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Probably a duiker | |||
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Francolin is the game. Walter;I can see it there, if we only had a little bitty dog to go in there to fetch it. We seldom get to choose But I've seen them go both ways And I would rather go out in a blaze of glory Than to slowly rot away! | |||
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