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Turd whomping is a traditional game that has been played by PHs and gamerangers for many years. As you spin along in the truck you aim to flatten any fresh turds you spot lying in the road...... when you hit 'em right, they go WHOMP!!!!! I was so shocked by the sheer size of this turd I had to stop and photograph it. I'd estimate this as top ten in ICS at least. The turd was completely unaware of my presence and made no attempt to take avoiding action as I lined up the truck. I managed to hit it absolutely amidships and flattened it in one run. Tyre was a new BF Goodrich and speed was around 30 mph. -I was real lucky as if I'd only clipped it, I'm sure I'd have a dangerous follow up on my hands........ | ||
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I think you're full of shit! LOL Mighty big turd there. I'll be checking ele turds come June when I film a safari in Johan Colitz's camp for a fellow from Austin. I hope we find one as worthy as this one for a photo. | |||
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Steve, your trackers told me you laid this Baby all on your own. What the Hell were you eating? Any damage to the under-carriage? | |||
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Wow much larger than the cattle chips ,that we chased on motorcyles. | |||
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We must be hard up for discussion items!!! | |||
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Shakari: What tread were you using? | |||
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How do you calcluate the conversion from engine RPM to twist rate? ______________________ RMEF Life Member SCI DRSS Chapuis 9,3/9,3 + 20/20 Simson 12/12/9,3 Zoli 7x57R/12 Kreighoff .470/.470 We band of 9,3ers! The Few. The Pissed. The Taxpayers. | |||
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Well at least it didn't need a follow up shot!! MopaneMike | |||
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This is a question of mass, velocity and rpm/twist rate. Most important is mass and speed, which brings us to momentum. A bakkie will give you a nice widely spread splash and 100% lateral penetration. Looking at bullets, something like a v-max should give you quite a blow up, with little penetration. Solids on the otherhand will give full penetration but not too much splashing or blow up. After years of expermenting I must conclude that the heavy bakkies gives the best results to get the shit flying. Of course you need quality tyres with good tread, else it can become a slippery shit story. Life is how you spend the time between hunting trips. Through Responsible Sustainable hunting we serve Conservation. Outfitter permit no. Limpopo ZA/LP/73984 PH permit no. Limpopo ZA/LP/81197 Jaco Human SA Hunting Experience jacohu@mweb.co.za www.sahuntexp.com | |||
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All Americans should note that we are in the Southern Hemisphere here. The Corriolis effect didtates that you should preferably use a rifle with a left hand twist for optimum accuracy. It is also the underlying reason why your PH will always insist the scope zero check before he will allow you to go hunting with a rifle zeroed in USA. That is also why our vehicle engines rotate counterclockwise! Have you ever wondered why we drive on the, for you, wrong side of the road? Yes! The Corriolis effect requires us to turn the steering wheel left when we want to actually turn right. Jaco, or someone with even more mathematical expertise, can surely explain all these amazing phenomena in relation to turd whomping? In good bulshitting. Andrew McLaren | |||
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not a very big one, here in america some of ours are so large that they get elected to office | |||
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Shakiri, Road engineers, at least when we take photos of roads and stuff on the roads, always place some common and easily recognizable article such as a pen or pencil in the photograph to give a sense of scale. You could have placed a .375 H&H cartridge in the picture for instance because it's really hard for me to know just how big that turd really is. _________________________________ AR, where the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history become the nattering nabobs of negativisim. | |||
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Wink, There was a Toyota Landcruiser pick up truck parked behind it - I guess I must have got the angles wrong. Damn, but I'm enjoying this thread...... | |||
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Can it be killed with a .45-70? or do I need something else for this "dino-doodoo'?? | |||
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Shakari, I once saw a turd that approached the size of a Nissan Micra but a Toyota Land Cruiser stretches the imagination, among other anatomical parts. _________________________________ AR, where the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history become the nattering nabobs of negativisim. | |||
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This is what I use to determine a pile of crap.... buf scared the crap out of me Mike | |||
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Steve, as I studied your trophy, I began to notice some interesting coincidences: Why was this steaming pile so large? Could it actually have been left by a single entity? Communal group dump? Flies apparently were afraid to approach it. Dung Beetles would surely find it to be their holy grail! After consulting a number of dung experts, they concluded it must have been left by the once thought extinct Elephant Rhino cross; known as the Ele-phino. I think they're correct on the "once thought to be extinct" scenario, but personally I believe it to be from the Turdasaurus. What camera did you use to capture this trophy? Enquiring minds want to know! Good hunting, LDK Gray Ghost Hunting Safaris http://grayghostsafaris.com Phone: 615-860-4333 Email: hunts@grayghostsafaris.com NRA Benefactor DSC Professional Member SCI Member RMEF Life Member NWTF Guardian Life Sponsor NAHC Life Member Rowland Ward - SCI Scorer Took the wife the Eastern Cape for her first hunt: http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6881000262 Hunting in the Stormberg, Winterberg and Hankey Mountains of the Eastern Cape 2018 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4801073142 Hunting the Eastern Cape, RSA May 22nd - June 15th 2007 http://forums.accuratereloadin...=810104007#810104007 16 Days in Zimbabwe: Leopard, plains game, fowl and more: http://forums.accuratereloadin...=212108409#212108409 Natal: Rhino, Croc, Nyala, Bushbuck and more http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6341092311 Recent hunt in the Eastern Cape, August 2010: Pics added http://forums.accuratereloadin...261039941#9261039941 10 days in the Stormberg Mountains http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7781081322 Back in the Stormberg Mountains with friends: May-June 2017 http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6001078232 "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading" - Thomas Jefferson Every morning the Zebra wakes up knowing it must outrun the fastest Lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning the Lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest Zebra or it will starve. It makes no difference if you are a Zebra or a Lion; when the Sun comes up in Africa, you must wake up running...... "If you're being chased by a Lion, you don't have to be faster than the Lion, you just have to be faster than the person next to you." | |||
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Are the BF Goodrich tires CRF? | |||
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I am proud to be a member of a forum that discusses topics like this. Seriously though, what is the trophy fee for a pile of dung this sized? And would you need a PH to back you up if pursuing this query with a pushfeed? Lastly, how do you taxidermy a trophy like this for suitable display? Jason "Chance favors the prepared mind." | |||
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That is SCI gold for sure. I imagine you would taxidermy that with one of these... | |||
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Shoulder mount or full body??????????? ______________________ RMEF Life Member SCI DRSS Chapuis 9,3/9,3 + 20/20 Simson 12/12/9,3 Zoli 7x57R/12 Kreighoff .470/.470 We band of 9,3ers! The Few. The Pissed. The Taxpayers. | |||
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The trophy fee is not too high, ussually only a couple of beers or someting similar. It is very important to have a backup PH in case of an emergency. Some ph's make sure that they get maximum milage out of their tyres, the running surface is sometimes so thin that a mosquito sting will puncture them. When booking a turd trophy hunt it is very important to do your homework properly and well in advance. Check the availability of cold beers, with emphasis on cold and the conditions of the tyres, try to get photos. The backup ph must be very reliable, somebody must get the turd thumpers back to camp. If need more info contact me at talkingshit@turdthumping.ar Life is how you spend the time between hunting trips. Through Responsible Sustainable hunting we serve Conservation. Outfitter permit no. Limpopo ZA/LP/73984 PH permit no. Limpopo ZA/LP/81197 Jaco Human SA Hunting Experience jacohu@mweb.co.za www.sahuntexp.com | |||
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Still haven't heard what tread was used to bag this behemoth. By the way, maybe Saeed would be willing to sponser some sort of contest for a fully guided hunt for one of these monsters. Seems like there are plenty of PH's that could provide their services! | |||
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UEG, Be carefull of the Bullshitters Life is how you spend the time between hunting trips. Through Responsible Sustainable hunting we serve Conservation. Outfitter permit no. Limpopo ZA/LP/73984 PH permit no. Limpopo ZA/LP/81197 Jaco Human SA Hunting Experience jacohu@mweb.co.za www.sahuntexp.com | |||
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Yeah, I believe that Saeed referenced them in his ad in African Hunter Magazine recently! | |||
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Please Please don`t encourage Steve any more , he will be putting this on his Trophy list for next season | |||
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Well we can't afford to give much away for free as we don't stint on what we spend on the clients, but in this case we'll adopt the policy of free turd whomping on all our safaris as it helps the local populations of dung beetles and butterflies etc by breaking up their 'work' into smaller chunks. We only use the very best tyres available for turd whomping and find BF Goodrich All Terrain to beat the shit out of everything else on the market...... | |||
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I think I would consider a pedestal mount. _________________________________ AR, where the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history become the nattering nabobs of negativisim. | |||
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I am surprised that those who want to test penetration at various twist rates have not yet realised what a good test medium bull is. Live bull would be preferable to dead bull, of course. The changes in fluid levels caused by the BF Goodrich tracks would make dead bull unrepresentative and the results would not be valid. | |||
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I think this must have been taken in a high-fence or canned hunt. No wild turd could ever grow that large. In fact, based on the clearly blurred background, I suspect that Steve actually took a picture of zebra dung or similar a commom turd and blew that sh_t up all out of proportion using photoshop. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx | |||
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This definitely requires a full body, chest high, pedestal mount. | |||
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Bwana UEG, Hey, it's a free country, - you can mount it any way you like.... from behind or from the front, or even on a pedestal ..... me, I'll just carry on whompimg....... | |||
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Came across this picture and thought it belonged to this thread. "...Them, they were Giants!" J.A. Hunter describing the early explorers and settlers of East Africa hunting is not about the killing but about the chase of the hunt.... Ortega Y Gasset | |||
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. . . a porcelain pedestal. | |||
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Thats what I will call a LONG DROP. I wonder if elephants also hold their breath untill they hear it drop on the ground Life is how you spend the time between hunting trips. Through Responsible Sustainable hunting we serve Conservation. Outfitter permit no. Limpopo ZA/LP/73984 PH permit no. Limpopo ZA/LP/81197 Jaco Human SA Hunting Experience jacohu@mweb.co.za www.sahuntexp.com | |||
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Shakari, where is the after photo? | |||
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Gentlemen, All bullshitting aside you need to be aware that when wounded these things can become vicious man eaters. I submit this as irrefutable proof........ | |||
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Was the tyre full inflated or deflated when you hit it- i.e did you hit it with a soft or a solid??? | |||
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What do you think of this pile of crap? | ||
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I recognize Diane Feinstein as the owner of that Turd. Just a good day in Washington!-Rob Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers to do incredibly stupid things- AH (1941)- Harry Reid (aka Smeagle) 2012 Nothing Up my sleeves but never without a plan and never ever without a surprise! | |||
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