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Lion hunting can be so monotonous
24 July 2012, 11:49
FrostbitLion hunting can be so monotonous
Royal Kafue school of bird huntingBe sure to watch for the surprise ending.

Andrew
After this few video im smiling laughing and thinking we must do a safari together i hope we will shoot anything but bloody hell we going to have alot of fun that im certain off.
Congrats on a great safari.
Luan
24 July 2012, 22:01
D. NelsonJoyce & Jim;
You have definitely been exposed!!!! You two are definitely "comedians" and not "health care" devotees!!!!
Too funny...."Lion hunting can be so monotonous"!
24 July 2012, 23:38
Tim HeraldI think you guys had enough fun for 6 safaris...cheers
I will be in Anchorage on Sept 10, let's hook up and have a drink again and you can tell me some first hand stories...
Good Hunting,
Tim Herald
Worldwide Trophy Adventures
tim@trophyadventures.com
25 July 2012, 00:04
Frostbitquote:
Originally posted by Tim Herald:
I think you guys had enough fun for 6 safaris...cheers
I will be in Anchorage on Sept 10, let's hook up and have a drink again and you can tell me some first hand stories...
Sounds like a plan. Give me a holler a few days before.
(907) 350-1859
25 July 2012, 00:55
Greg BrownleeLooks like you guys had a great safari Jim! Also watched your interview with Andrew after the lion hunt and was cracking up at all the beer cans strewn about below your feet! Sounds like you guys had an absolutely hilarious safari in addition to an extremely successfully one!
25 July 2012, 02:02
Frostbitquote:
Originally posted by Greg Brownlee:
Looks like you guys had a great safari Jim! Also watched your interview with Andrew after the lion hunt and was cracking up at all the beer cans strewn about below your feet! Sounds like you guys had an absolutely hilarious safari in addition to an extremely successfully one!
Cheater!! You must have found that on the You Tube site. I wasn't going to link it here until after the Lion story is written. I'm still working my way through the other events on the hunt report.
That "interview" was a well laid ambush by the Madam. Andrew and I started drinking quite early that morning. After walking side by side on a Lion follow up a little adult beverage was in order.
Joyce waited until we were perfectly "altered", not so much as to look overly drunk but certainly tipsy. She put those two chairs in place and encouraged us to talk about the hunt. The beer cans I can't remember how they all got there. I think she planted them.
I LOVE that interview. There was no script, no rehersal, it wasn't staged.
She ambushed us.
I love the beginning with me imitating the Lion call and Andrew saying "No it was more like...." Then me disagreeing and finally he says, "You would know better than I".
Man I laughed!!
25 July 2012, 03:30
bwana cecilOn the lion hunt celebration video, I kept expecting ya'll to break into the long version of "Layla" as long as that went on.
I'm still laughing!
LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
25 July 2012, 04:11
Frostbitquote:
Originally posted by bwana cecil:
On the lion hunt celebration video, I kept expecting ya'll to break into the long version of "Layla" as long as that went on.
I'm still laughing!
And we were sobber!!
25 July 2012, 06:17
bwana cecilNot for long you were'nt.
LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
25 July 2012, 06:27
Frostbitquote:
Originally posted by bwana cecil:
Not for long you were'nt.
There was that!

25 July 2012, 06:51
David HulmeGood humor, what fun this whole safari was! As well as hugely successful in all respects. Happy days, this is what it's all about. I am working through your clips and report Jim, but I must say I think Medem Joyce's report is better... Only joking, all highly entertaining. The post lion slaying interview is a hoot!
25 July 2012, 06:59
David HulmeLong grass there Jim, did you have to use a ladder at any stage?

25 July 2012, 07:26
Frostbitquote:
Originally posted by David Hulme:
Long grass there Jim, did you have to use a ladder at any stage?
Trying to turn this thread into a 6 page argument eh? The Sitatunga Machan didn't even have a ladder when we first went to it hunting Bush Pig. They added one after they saw our lack of climbing skill

25 July 2012, 22:18
Greg Brownleequote:
Originally posted by Frostbit:
Cheater!! You must have found that on the You Tube site. I wasn't going to link it here until after the Lion story is written. I'm still working my way through the other events on the hunt report.
That "interview" was a well laid ambush by the Madam. Andrew and I started drinking quite early that morning. After walking side by side on a Lion follow up a little adult beverage was in order.
Joyce waited until we were perfectly "altered", not so much as to look overly drunk but certainly tipsy. She put those two chairs in place and encouraged us to talk about the hunt. The beer cans I can't remember how they all got there. I think she planted them.
I LOVE that interview. There was no script, no rehersal, it wasn't staged.
She ambushed us.
I love the beginning with me imitating the Lion call and Andrew saying "No it was more like...." Then me disagreeing and finally he says, "You would know better than I".
Man I laughed!!
Whoops! Didn't mean to spoil the surprise! And I also cracked up when you and Andrew were making the lion noises and he said "You would know better than I". Brilliant and even better that it wasn't staged (you could tell it wasn't by your reactions).
Greg
26 July 2012, 22:23
FrostbitI actually got a message from someone wanting to know if Joyce shot that Dove using a mirror.
That would be a negative!!
It's called a joke.

27 July 2012, 06:35
retreeverI'm still smilin

Fun on a safari.
Mike
Michael Podwika... DRSS bigbores and hunting
www.pvt.co.za " MAKE THE SHOT " 450#2 Famars
27 July 2012, 07:10
Frostbitquote:
Originally posted by retreever:
Fun on a safari.
Mike
There's people who don't have fun while on Safari?
29 July 2012, 02:56
Tom In TennesseeYrs, there are----penis envy can kick in ....
Nice one shot kills, Joyce
Kinda reminds me of tsking out the highly dangerous Go Away bird with one shot from my .375RUM from 75 metres....needed tail feathers to replave broken feathers on Falcon....
29 July 2012, 03:10
bwana cecilWell, there is that penis envy thing that Tom mentioned, but then some folks are just pricks.(not you Tom)
LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
01 August 2012, 05:00
Frostbitquote:
Originally posted by David Hulme:
Good humor, what fun this whole safari was! As well as hugely successful in all respects. Happy days, this is what it's all about. I am working through your clips and report Jim, but I must say I think Medem Joyce's report is better... Only joking, all highly entertaining. The post lion slaying interview is a hoot!
You were part of the Safari by default. I saved and took
The Shangaan Song with me and had to limit myself to only one chapter at a time so the book would last.
You are an exceptional story teller with many stories to offer.
If anyone hasn't read David's book you need to do yourself a favor and get a copy. I wish now that I bought it in hardback.
Cheers
Jim
01 August 2012, 05:06
Frostbitquote:
Originally posted by Greg Brownlee:
quote:
Originally posted by Frostbit:
Cheater!! You must have found that on the You Tube site. I wasn't going to link it here until after the Lion story is written. I'm still working my way through the other events on the hunt report.
That "interview" was a well laid ambush by the Madam. Andrew and I started drinking quite early that morning. After walking side by side on a Lion follow up a little adult beverage was in order.
Joyce waited until we were perfectly "altered", not so much as to look overly drunk but certainly tipsy. She put those two chairs in place and encouraged us to talk about the hunt. The beer cans I can't remember how they all got there. I think she planted them.
I LOVE that interview. There was no script, no rehersal, it wasn't staged.
She ambushed us.
I love the beginning with me imitating the Lion call and Andrew saying "No it was more like...." Then me disagreeing and finally he says, "You would know better than I".
Man I laughed!!
Whoops! Didn't mean to spoil the surprise! And I also cracked up when you and Andrew were making the lion noises and he said
"You would know better than I". Brilliant and even better that it wasn't staged (you could tell it wasn't by your reactions).
Greg
Personally I liked Andrew's cliff note version of the morning......
"We had a cup of coffee & toast, shot a Lion, back for a cup of coffee & toast, and 46 beers". 