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A large pizza can feed a family of four. Remember that next time you are deciding to tip or not.  Mike | ||
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The price.. Mike | |||
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Oh, forgot to answer the question. The PH will save your ass. The pizza will just make your ass larger. 0351 USMC | |||
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We can replace PH with someone in the US on minimum wage of $7.25 and what would the outcome be? Sounds a little like something Obama would say to the culinary union in Las Vegas before an election. I don't think there should be a minimum wage and I don't think anyone is forced to be a PH. Being a PH is a rational non coerced choice. But then I am a cold heartless money grubbing libertarian  Mike | |||
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Gee, it's a joke folks. Nothing to lose sleep over. Mike | |||
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That was "Cheesy"!!  | |||
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I can tell you one thing, I damn sure ain't eating my PH!!!  | |||
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 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ J. Lane Easter, DVM A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.– Billy Clayton, Speaker of the Texas House No state commands such fierce pride and loyalty. Lesser mortals are pitied for their misfortune in not being born in Texas.— Queen Elizabeth II on her visit to Texas in May, 1991. | |||
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I bet that sounded funny in your head. | |||
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Just imagine a PH is picking his brand new client from the air port. The client gets into the truck, and with a big smile on his face says to the PH: 'I am sooo glad to be here! You look good enough to EAT!" I bet that5 is going to be the start of a fun safari  | |||
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Nah, the PH will just know right away the client is a Blaser shooter!! | |||
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Pizza is always baked, PH only on occasion, usually... and hopefully only occasionally " Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move... Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál” | |||
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You're suggesting we tip with Pizzas? ______________________ DRSS ______________________ Hunt Reports 2015 His & Her Leopards with Derek Littleton of Luwire Safaris - http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/2971090112 2015 Trophy Bull Elephant with CMS http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/1651069012 DIY Brooks Range Sheep Hunt 2013 - http://forums.accuratereloadin...901038191#9901038191 Zambia June/July 2012 with Andrew Baldry - Royal Kafue http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/7971064771 Zambia Sept 2010- Muchinga Safaris http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/4211096141 Namibia Sept 2010 - ARUB Safaris http://forums.accuratereloadin...6321043/m/6781076141 | |||
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Unless the PH happens to be female, then what?? Anyone know one? George PS: Come on Rick get "modern" "Gun Control is NOT about Guns' "It's about Control!!" Join the NRA today!" LM: NRA, DAV, George L. Dwight | |||
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Tip still comes to mind?  Female PH http://www.natashaillumberg.com/Bio.html | |||
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Shame on you Mr Williams  Now I have to do some explaining to Rich in October that I do not want him for dinner... instead of him telling me and educate me about buffalo hunting ... Maybe my revenge should be cancelling the Verney Carron and order a Heym instead ???   The more I know, the less I wonder ! | |||
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So...does all this innuendo suggest there are some gay PH's? I bet the food & decor would be great. My wife & I booked a fishing charter out of Key West FL. & the skipper & crew were all lesbians. We caught a lot of fish ( make of that what you will!) PS-Can someone explain to me the original pizza/PH "joke"? I don't get it... | |||
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Don't feel like the Lone Ranger on that one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ J. Lane Easter, DVM A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.– Billy Clayton, Speaker of the Texas House No state commands such fierce pride and loyalty. Lesser mortals are pitied for their misfortune in not being born in Texas.— Queen Elizabeth II on her visit to Texas in May, 1991. | |||
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Apparently, when man was created, they had about 30% rejects, for two reasons. 15% were left handed, and 15% were queers! Walter is left handed, and he said he is very glad he walked through the LEFT REJECTS door rather than the RIGHT REJECTS door  | |||
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Fighting talk now!!  Now then, what are the percentages of right handed, could kick a rugby ball with either foot, shoot a hand-gun with either left or right hands, left eye dominant and shoots a rifle or shotgun from the left shoulder? Careful now!! | |||
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Said - I reeckon you'd hate sharing a camp with a gay, left-handed, alcoholic, chain-smoking hunter!? Of which there are probably a few... | |||
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That's funnier than the joke.  Mike | |||
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.... A pizza won't scream when it's being gored by a buff. Jesus saves, but Moses invests | |||
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You value and respect a crusty old PH but nobody wants an old crusty pizza. You toss a pizza in the air and catch it with one hand. Try that with a PH. You might like a pizza with extra sauce but you don't like your PH when he's even a little sauced. . | |||
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Even the finest pizza won't get you a Sitatunga and a Sable on the first day of your first Safari! | |||
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well i did know a crusty ph that bragged about the amount of his sausage | |||
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As usual I am probably a majority of one but I REALLY didn't understand the joke. As far as a pizza feeding 4 my PH fed a family of 6 plus a rather large staff at both home and on safari. Maybe their pizzas are bigger than ours. A large pizza barely feeds me with a couple of slices left for breakfast. SCI Life Member NRA Patron Life Member DRSS | |||
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I might have to reconsider if the PH was female but so far, have not hunted with a female PH. After 10 days in the "bush"  with a female PH, I probably couldn't afford the divorce | |||
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I had the worst pizza of my life in Vic Falls last november  but I did tip the ph 15% & I stayed at the Holiday Inn in Harare  that's my story & I am stickin to it  DRSS | |||
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It's obviously true what they say about idle minds - you should go back to full time working Jines !! | |||
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I am . . . I am working full time to irritate you Robert. You get my cigars yet?Mike | |||
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Whoa there - what's the complaint about lesbians? I am a confirmed lesbian, trapped in a mans body! Seriously though, although I never had to share a camp with any overt gayness, I did share a camp with two guys that were male porn stars. One night only, I told the PH, after we were subjected to "film night", featuring our camp mates, shown on their had held video cameras, that they ALWAYS had with them, I asked the PH - "how about we go tiger fishing now?" We were decamped in less than 2 hours. Master of Boats, Slayer of Beasts, Charmer of the fair sex, ...... and sometimes changer of the diaper..... | |||
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Puke. ROYAL KAFUE LTD Email - kafueroyal@gmail.com Tel/Whatsapp (00260) 975315144 Instagram - kafueroyal | |||
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Is this post in the spirit of the "What's the difference between an Aussie and a dugout canoe?" joke? | |||
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I switched over.... I shoot right handed.... but am a lefty... Does that make me a "switch hitter?" | |||
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Umm ... what he said! I thought, "Oh great, Mike's wheels have finally come off." | |||
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I first heard Lefty Kreh tell the joke . . . of course, then it was in reference to fishing guides. Seems fitting given the discussions recently about all the money outfitters are making these days. Mike | |||
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the problem is some wife's and daughters wanted to I know a few PH's that had their handsfull"Buy land they have stopped making it"- Mark Twain | |||
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