What's the Difference Between a PH and a Large Pizza?

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30 March 2014, 04:47

MJines

What's the Difference Between a PH and a Large Pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Remember that next time you are deciding to tip or not.

30 March 2014, 04:48

hunteratheart

quote:
Originally posted by MJines:
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Remember that next time you are deciding to tip or not.

30 March 2014, 05:08

retreever

The price..

Mike

30 March 2014, 05:22

tarbe

30 March 2014, 05:23

tarbe

Oh, forgot to answer the question.

The PH will save your ass.

The pizza will just make your ass larger.

30 March 2014, 05:51

Beretta682E

quote:
Originally posted by MJines:
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Remember that next time you are deciding to tip or not.

We can replace PH with someone in the US on minimum wage of $7.25 and what would the outcome be?

Sounds a little like something Obama would say to the culinary union in Las Vegas before an election.

I don't think there should be a minimum wage and I don't think anyone is forced to be a PH. Being a PH is a rational non coerced choice.

But then I am a cold heartless money grubbing libertarian

Mike

30 March 2014, 05:59

MJines

Gee, it's a joke folks. Nothing to lose sleep over.

30 March 2014, 07:08

Todd Williams

That was "Cheesy"!!

30 March 2014, 07:51

pagosawingnut

I can tell you one thing, I damn sure ain't eating my PH!!!

30 March 2014, 08:17

ledvm

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30 March 2014, 08:36

Navaluk

I bet that sounded funny in your head.

30 March 2014, 08:49

Saeed

quote:
Originally posted by pagosawingnut:
I can tell you one thing, I damn sure ain't eating my PH!!!

Just imagine a PH is picking his brand new client from the air port.

The client gets into the truck, and with a big smile on his face says to the PH:

'I am sooo glad to be here! You look good enough to EAT!"

I bet that5 is going to be the start of a fun safari

30 March 2014, 08:57

Todd Williams

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
quote:
Originally posted by pagosawingnut:
I can tell you one thing, I damn sure ain't eating my PH!!!

Just imagine a PH is picking his brand new client from the air port.

The client gets into the truck, and with a big smile on his face says to the PH:

'I am sooo glad to be here! You look good enough to EAT!"

I bet that5 is going to be the start of a fun safari

Nah, the PH will just know right away the client is a Blaser shooter!!

30 March 2014, 09:36

boarkiller

Pizza is always baked, PH only on occasion, usually... and hopefully only occasionally

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PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

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30 March 2014, 09:43

Frostbit

quote:
Originally posted by MJines:
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Remember that next time you are deciding to tip or not.

You're suggesting we tip with Pizzas?

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30 March 2014, 11:43

georgeld

Unless the PH happens to be female, then what??
Anyone know one?
George

PS: Come on Rick get "modern"

30 March 2014, 12:03

Scriptus

quote:
Originally posted by georgeld:
Unless the PH happens to be female, then what??
Anyone know one?
George

PS: Come on Rick get "modern"

Tip still comes to mind?

Female PH

http://www.natashaillumberg.com/Bio.html

30 March 2014, 14:48

The Norwegian

quote:
Originally posted by Todd Williams:
quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
quote:
Originally posted by pagosawingnut:
I can tell you one thing, I damn sure ain't eating my PH!!!

Just imagine a PH is picking his brand new client from the air port.

The client gets into the truck, and with a big smile on his face says to the PH:

'I am sooo glad to be here! You look good enough to EAT!"

I bet that5 is going to be the start of a fun safari

Nah, the PH will just know right away the client is a Blaser shooter!!

Shame on you Mr Williams

Now I have to do some explaining to Rich in October that I do not want him for dinner... instead of him telling me and educate me about buffalo hunting ...

Maybe my revenge should be cancelling the Verney Carron and order a Heym instead ???

30 March 2014, 15:34

joester

So...does all this innuendo suggest there are some gay PH's? I bet the food & decor would be great. My wife & I booked a fishing charter out of Key West FL. & the skipper & crew were all lesbians. We caught a lot of fish ( make of that what you will!)

PS-Can someone explain to me the original pizza/PH "joke"? I don't get it...

30 March 2014, 16:26

ledvm

quote:
Originally posted by joester:

PS-Can someone explain to me the original pizza/PH "joke"? I don't get it...

Don't feel like the Lone Ranger on that one.

30 March 2014, 16:31

Saeed

quote:
Originally posted by joester:
So...does all this innuendo suggest there are some gay PH's? I bet the food & decor would be great. My wife & I booked a fishing charter out of Key West FL. & the skipper & crew were all lesbians. We caught a lot of fish ( make of that what you will!)

PS-Can someone explain to me the original pizza/PH "joke"? I don't get it...

Apparently, when man was created, they had about 30% rejects, for two reasons.

15% were left handed, and 15% were queers!

Walter is left handed, and he said he is very glad he walked through the LEFT REJECTS door rather than the RIGHT REJECTS door

30 March 2014, 17:29

Scriptus

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
quote:
Originally posted by joester:
So...does all this innuendo suggest there are some gay PH's? I bet the food & decor would be great. My wife & I booked a fishing charter out of Key West FL. & the skipper & crew were all lesbians. We caught a lot of fish ( make of that what you will!)

PS-Can someone explain to me the original pizza/PH "joke"? I don't get it...

Apparently, when man was created, they had about 30% rejects, for two reasons.

15% were left handed, and 15% were queers!

Walter is left handed, and he said he is very glad he walked through the LEFT REJECTS door rather than the RIGHT REJECTS door

Fighting talk now!!

Now then, what are the percentages of right handed, could kick a rugby ball with either foot, shoot a hand-gun with either left or right hands, left eye dominant and shoots a rifle or shotgun from the left shoulder?
Careful now!!

30 March 2014, 17:42

joester

Said - I reeckon you'd hate sharing a camp with a gay, left-handed, alcoholic, chain-smoking hunter!? Of which there are probably a few...

30 March 2014, 18:05

MJines

quote:
Originally posted by ledvm:
quote:
Originally posted by joester:

PS-Can someone explain to me the original pizza/PH "joke"? I don't get it...

Don't feel like the Lone Ranger on that one.

That's funnier than the joke.

30 March 2014, 18:35

Bud Meadows

.... A pizza won't scream when it's being gored by a buff.

30 March 2014, 19:04

Grenadier

You value and respect a crusty old PH but nobody wants an old crusty pizza.

You toss a pizza in the air and catch it with one hand. Try that with a PH.

You might like a pizza with extra sauce but you don't like your PH when he's even a little sauced.

30 March 2014, 19:37

AR MAN

Even the finest pizza won't get you a Sitatunga and a Sable on the first day of your first Safari!

30 March 2014, 19:46

butchloc

well i did know a crusty ph that bragged about the amount of his sausage

30 March 2014, 21:08

zimbabwe

As usual I am probably a majority of one but I REALLY didn't understand the joke. As far as a pizza feeding 4 my PH fed a family of 6 plus a rather large staff at both home and on safari. Maybe their pizzas are bigger than ours. A large pizza barely feeds me with a couple of slices left for breakfast.

30 March 2014, 21:15

pagosawingnut

quote:
Originally posted by georgeld:
Unless the PH happens to be female, then what??
Anyone know one?
George

PS: Come on Rick get "modern"

I might have to reconsider if the PH was female but so far, have not hunted with a female PH. After 10 days in the "bush"

with a female PH, I probably couldn't afford the divorce

30 March 2014, 21:55

Bill73

I had the worst pizza of my life in Vic Falls last november

but I did tip the ph 15%

& I stayed at the Holiday Inn in Harare

that's my story & I am stickin to it

30 March 2014, 22:13

R.Jolly

It's obviously true what they say about idle minds - you should go back to full time working Jines !!

30 March 2014, 22:18

MJines

I am . . . I am working full time to irritate you Robert.

You get my cigars yet?

30 March 2014, 22:23

MikeE

Whoa there - what's the complaint about lesbians? I am a confirmed lesbian, trapped in a mans body!

Seriously though, although I never had to share a camp with any overt gayness, I did share a camp with two guys that were male porn stars. One night only, I told the PH, after we were subjected to "film night", featuring our camp mates, shown on their had held video cameras, that they ALWAYS had with them, I asked the PH - "how about we go tiger fishing now?"

We were decamped in less than 2 hours.

31 March 2014, 21:36

fairgame

quote:
Originally posted by MikeE:
Whoa there - what's the complaint about lesbians? I am a confirmed lesbian, trapped in a mans body!

Seriously though, although I never had to share a camp with any overt gayness, I did share a camp with two guys that were male porn stars. One night only, I told the PH, after we were subjected to "film night", featuring our camp mates, shown on their had held video cameras, that they ALWAYS had with them, I asked the PH - "how about we go tiger fishing now?"

We were decamped in less than 2 hours.

Puke.

31 March 2014, 23:06

Bill C

Is this post in the spirit of the "What's the difference between an Aussie and a dugout canoe?" joke?

01 April 2014, 02:02

dogcat

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
quote:
Originally posted by joester:
So...does all this innuendo suggest there are some gay PH's? I bet the food & decor would be great. My wife & I booked a fishing charter out of Key West FL. & the skipper & crew were all lesbians. We caught a lot of fish ( make of that what you will!)

PS-Can someone explain to me the original pizza/PH "joke"? I don't get it...

Apparently, when man was created, they had about 30% rejects, for two reasons.

15% were left handed, and 15% were queers!

Walter is left handed, and he said he is very glad he walked through the LEFT REJECTS door rather than the RIGHT REJECTS door

I switched over....

I shoot right handed.... but am a lefty...

Does that make me a "switch hitter?"

01 April 2014, 03:20

Wendell Reich

quote:
Originally posted by R.Jolly:
It's obviously true what they say about idle minds - you should go back to full time working Jines !!

Umm ... what he said!

I thought, "Oh great, Mike's wheels have finally come off."

01 April 2014, 03:44

MJines

I first heard Lefty Kreh tell the joke . . . of course, then it was in reference to fishing guides. Seems fitting given the discussions recently about all the money outfitters are making these days.

02 April 2014, 13:22

375 fanatic

quote:
Originally posted by pagosawingnut:
I can tell you one thing, I damn sure ain't eating my PH!!!

the problem is some wife's and daughters wanted to

I know a few PH's that had their handsfull