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I'm Leaving My Wife ...
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I'm leaving my wife to find and follow the spoor of one Cindy Garrison ... the new love of my life.

I will risk it all in hopes that Cindy will be willing to share her tent with a 43-year-old balding (yet still ruggedly handsome) guy, who's passion is safari.

Don't sign the restraining order just yet, Cindy ... I'm clicking the "POST NOW" button before my wife sees me typing this ... gotta go!


"If you hunt to eat, or hunt for sport for something fine, something that will make you proud, and make you remember every single detail of the day you found him and shot him, that is good too." – Robert Chester Ruark
 
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...way to go - no pain no gain... thumb
 
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Go get her Tiger!!!!! thumb
Just watch out that I don't get her first!
 
Posts: 85 | Location: Limpopo, RSA | Registered: 04 September 2004Reply With Quote
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there are too many jokes here... i'll stick to the pitch your own tent and see if she comes sofa

anyway...dare to dream carpe diem gather te rosebuds and all that if the romance isnt there at least shoot straight thumb and post lots of pics...oh some of the animals too roflmao


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"Far better it is to dare mighty things...."
 
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ESPN should raffle off a fantasy hunt with Cindy Cool


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Sindy?



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Posts: 10138 | Location: Wine Country, Barossa Valley, Australia | Registered: 06 March 2002Reply With Quote
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Just assure yourself to load your gun and try to look at your prey when shooting !! Big Grin


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My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
 
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now THERE is a woman!


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Poletax, thanks for the pic!!!! See ... I told y'all!

Just don't forget ... she belongs to Stagman!


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I'm gonna challenge "Stagman" to a wrestl'n match around the campfire if he goes hunt'n with her...

...CAVEMAN RULES!!! troll

JW
 
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Originally posted by Jeff Wemmer:
I'm gonna challenge "Stagman" to a wrestl'n match around the campfire if he goes hunt'n with her...

...CAVEMAN RULES!!! troll

JW


I hope that's not "Greek Wrestling"? Eeker
 
Posts: 10138 | Location: Wine Country, Barossa Valley, Australia | Registered: 06 March 2002Reply With Quote
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Don't look now, but I see a rock the size of Rhode Island on subject's ring finger, left hand. Hmmmm.......

Oh well, if you are going to dream, might as well dream big!!
 
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NitroX,

Of course it is "Greek" wrestling...NOT!!!

RE: Rock on her finger...So what...She's too skinny for her own good...Ann from "Aspen Hill" (being a military gal) could kick her ass and has killed more game than 'ole "prissy-britches" anyway...

...Here's to the "Real" women of hunting...

...God bless y'all!

Jeff
 
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