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Hero worship is de rigeur around these parts.

Question:
Which of these guys is worthy of the typical AR adulation and ass kissing?

Choices:
Brig. General (oops, I mean, Colonel) Craig Boddington
Mark A. Keefe, III, IV, XII, whatever (he doesn't know shit)
Bart (I wish I was my dad) Skelton
Richard Venola ( I was a marine but I still don't know shit about guns)
Peter Hathaway Crapstick (Liar and fraud but still popular)
Dave Fulson (Honorable mention, since he's an almost General's cameraman)

 
 
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Maybe your problem is that you just need more exercise. Kind of like a dog that chews on things and pisses on your pillow. Chipo would you please take adrook for a walk?


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I voted for PHC, it the cool rifle carry and the monicle
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You can worship anyone you bloody well like, don't expect me to do that to any human being, thank you.


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Which of these guys is worthy of the typical AR adulation and ass kissing?


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adrook, you must have some isues with yourself... You are one of the biggest ASHOLES I have ever come across!! You are a nothing and all those peolpe have made something of themselves. This whole thing will blow over and after it did you will still be a self centred asshole that njoby knows or care about!!!
 
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This is really tasteless.
adrook - you have a real anger problem.
 
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The best choice is missing...none of the above!
 
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Shouldn't this one be moved to the 'utter bollocks for fuckwits' forum? jumping






 
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Your very critical of these bloke who write for a living mate.....What have you written?


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Even I think this is in poor taste!

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Bash the messenger, I don't care.

The unfortunate fact remains that the above pack of clowns (with the exception of Fulson whom I guess is some sort of cameraman) is what passes for gunwriters these days.
 
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Hero worship is de rigeur around these parts.


Yawn, your bait stinks......
 
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Adrook, you sir are a doos. If you can't translate that then try this one, a proper puss.


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Bash the messenger, I don't care.

The unfortunate fact remains that the above pack of clowns (with the exception of Fulson whom I guess is some sort of cameraman) is what passes for gunwriters these days.


Why don't YOU start writing to impress us with your knowledge?

Or are you scared that reality and your own deams are totally different?


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As for me, I would vote for that handsome devil Dave Fulson!
If he didn't have so much class he would probably say something crass like "Read a little closer dumbass, I'm not simply a cameraman for CTB, I own the fucking company that produces all the stuff you hate so much "


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There's no way in American English to say this as well... :-)
 
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Boddington is hands-down the best overall! Not only is he an excellent hunter, great shot (one ofthe best DR shots you will ever see)....Just ask Ivan Carter...

....He is the consumate writer. While in camp I once asked Craig what he thought of himself. His reply "I'm a prettyy good shot, love to hunt, but, I am real good at 1000 words an hour - that's what I do - write and write fast"!

There's a man that knows his calling!!!

AND that, is what it is all about - knowing your place / talent and making the most of it!

History will smile kindly upon CB!

Why didn't anybody think to add "Spomer"??? He's the real dea as well!

JW

PS - Fulsom is very underrated as a camerman and producer - don't let that laid-back Texan fool you - there's a lot going on upstairs with that boy!
 
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Sad, very sad.
 
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Wouldn't we all be better served to ignore the class clown, depriving him of what he seeks so badly - the attention of others?

I will start the process - bubye adrook wave


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Wouldn't we all be better served to ignore the class clown, depriving him of what he seeks so badly - the attention of others?


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Wouldn't we all be better served to ignore the class clown, depriving him of what he seeks so badly - the attention of others?


+1

Seloushunter


+2 Not just agreement, but referring to my ignore list as well.


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+3 on this and all other posts from same
 
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If he didn't have so much class he would probably say something crass like "Read a little closer dumbass, I'm not simply a cameraman for CTB, I own the fucking company that produces all the stuff you hate so much "


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Andy,

You forgot Joe Coogan. Spent his teens in Kenya and learned his trade at the elbow of Harry Selby. Understand he is a personal friend of mine before you start up with anything insulting.

As for ass kissing I'll be more than willing to bare my fat, hairy bottom anytime (in public) if you'd like to provide a lip lock on it. Sounds like a challenge.

Andy I know you are getting a chuckle out of winding up some of the AR folks but there are a few people on the board and others monitoring the sight that really are players in the safari business. Those folks might be in a position to be of great assistance to you even years in the future. Maybe you should quit now before you completely alienate yourself and find that everyone has taken their toys and gone home leaving you to play alone.

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Robert Ruark-any man who can drink and screw himself to death by age 50 and still churn out a newspaper piece each week for 20 years, write a collection of short stories, magazine articles and a few novels, own a Spanish villa and drive a Rolls Royce; plus hunt, fish and explore all over the globe and pay for it with a typewriter is worthy of hero worship and ass kissing until your lips are chapped.

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Shouldn't this one be moved to the 'utter bollocks for fuckwits' forum? jumping


I think Adrook and Chipo should be moved.

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Andy,

You forgot Joe Coogan. Spent his teens in Kenya and learned his trade at the elbow of Harry Selby. Understand he is a personal friend of mine before you start up with anything insulting.

As for ass kissing I'll be more than willing to bare my fat, hairy bottom anytime (in public) if you'd like to provide a lip lock on it. Sounds like a challenge.

Andy I know you are getting a chuckle out of winding up some of the AR folks but there are a few people on the board and others monitoring the sight that really are players in the safari business. Those folks might be in a position to be of great assistance to you even years in the future. Maybe you should quit now before you completely alienate yourself and find that everyone has taken their toys and gone home leaving you to play alone.

Mark


Mark,

I give you credit for having the nads to speak truthfully to a client in the public light of a forum.

Good advice!!

Jim

Andy,

Are you really that bored you need these threads?


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I normally ignore nonsensical posts or conversations, however, regarding Boddington and his rank, I am going to throw my oar into the water. He was selected, by the General Officers Board, for promotion and his name was sent to the Senate for confirmation, normally a simple matter: it being presumed that a man selected by his Branch of Service is fully qualified for the promotion. Officers are confirmed since the armed forces are restricted to a set number of officers in all grades. Anyway, his only sin was allowing himself to be frocked before confirmation, which is easy to understand since no officer gladly ignores the suggestion of his CG. I address him, when we see him at DSC, as General; it being my view that no one rises to that rank without justification.Therefore, the fact that due to the confusion caused by by assuming the rank too early resulted in his non confirmation does not alter the fact that the Corp considered him qualified. You will note that he attended college under the NROTC Scholarship program an achievement many believe to be more difficult to attain that an appointment to the Academy
 
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Bash the messenger, I don't care.

The unfortunate fact remains that the above pack of clowns (with the exception of Fulson whom I guess is some sort of cameraman) is what passes for gunwriters these days.


Mr. adrook

i rarly say anything bad about anyone, but in your case, i allmost stray from my rule, you seem about as welcome here as a jehovas witness at a blood donor convention, it is no shame to leave when you are buuhed of the stage. so please take the hints that these nice people are giving you.
Either crawl back to the political forum where they might like your juveniel demenor, or stop posting, maybe saeed could help us all by banning you as you seem to ignorant to get the message yourself.

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Why don't YOU start writing to impress us with your knowledge?

Or are you scared that reality and your own deams are totally different?


I think he's already tried to be a writer Saeed but has been knocked back by every major publication because..... he's a wanker rotflmao


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Bash the messenger, I don't care.

The unfortunate fact remains that the above pack of clowns (with the exception of Fulson whom I guess is some sort of cameraman) is what passes for gunwriters these days.


Why don't YOU start writing to impress us with your knowledge?



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I don't worship any other living person. I do really miss, honor, and respect my departed father.

Having said that, CTB is worthy of respect and admiration. He is , to me, as good as any writer dead or alive and gladly gives of his time to those of us who can do nothing for him
when asked.

Nothing makes one appear smaller than trying to disparage another. I have never known of Craig resorting to that in all my years of reading his writings or in person.
 
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Don't hate Adrook. he was just an abused child
 
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Mr. Boddington and PHC are two of the major reasons I became interested in Africa.

Thats reason enough to give them my respect Cool
 
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Andy,

You forgot Joe Coogan. Spent his teens in Kenya and learned his trade at the elbow of Harry Selby. Understand he is a personal friend of mine before you start up with anything insulting.

As for ass kissing I'll be more than willing to bare my fat, hairy bottom anytime (in public) if you'd like to provide a lip lock on it. Sounds like a challenge.

Andy I know you are getting a chuckle out of winding up some of the AR folks but there are a few people on the board and others monitoring the sight that really are players in the safari business. Those folks might be in a position to be of great assistance to you even years in the future. Maybe you should quit now before you completely alienate yourself and find that everyone has taken their toys and gone home leaving you to play alone.

Mark


Mark,

As long as I have the dollars I am willing to bet there will be more than enough folks willing to sell safaris. I seriously doubt that the fact that I think CB is a douchebag will keep me from hunting.

But, if what you are saying is you are somehow putting honor above dollars and you don't want to book any more safaris for me then so be it, I can shop elsewhere.

BTW, Joe Coogan is one of the writers that I do enjoy.
 
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