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can whip the shit out of either Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood. Don't know whether he can cure cancer though! Peter. Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong; | ||
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The only good thing to come out of Belgium is beer. You can keep JCVD   577 BME 3"500 KILL ALL 358 GREMLIN 404-375 *we band of 45-70ers* (Founder) Single Shot Shooters Society S.S.S.S. (Founder) | |||
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That steroid freak? One of Chuck’s testicles would break his foot Hell, if Chuck swung high enough it would rip his head off " Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move... Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál” | |||
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Hurray for Hollywood. However (skill not with standing) it is hard to compare a ballet dancer with a martial artist. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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OK, well how about Steven Seagal. Peter Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong; | |||
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The best thing Segal ever did was his wife Kelly LeBrock  Segal has the height (6'4" vs 5'10") and weight advantage (but disadvantage now that he is obese. The internet says about 300 lbs) as well as a real martial artist like Chuck but I would give Chuck the speed advantage to make a crucial strike. 577 BME 3"500 KILL ALL 358 GREMLIN 404-375 *we band of 45-70ers* (Founder) Single Shot Shooters Society S.S.S.S. (Founder) | |||
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For better or worse I will give Steven Seagal the honor that he is due by being at the very least the only actor who knows how to fire a 1911. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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