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Why do Scot's wear Kilts? Because it's far easier to run with your Kilt Up, than with your pants down...


jeffe

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jeffe,
I have always wondered about your signature line. Persoanlly I think it is hilarious. but my wife wondered as to your expertise in this area.

And just so you know I have worn a kilt and am willing to admit it. yes yu can run faster in a kilt but the breeze underneath it is distracting.

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Originally posted by djpaintles:
JSG, The point is that it's one thing to be right or wrong and another thing to be a jerk about it..........DJ

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Yeah, but it wouldn't be near as fun, would it?

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Originally posted by M1Tanker:
JustSomeGuy,
In case you didnt catch on here. 323 and I are friends. We live about 100 yards apart and are both Army stationed at Ft Huachuca.


323 - DROP!!! DROP!!!! DROP!!!! And then on your back for 100 flutter kicks for you antagonizing everyone on this thread.

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Can I get some water, but first I need to stretch. But it has been pretty funny, it don't take much to get this guy going and besides I think he called me an idiot or something like that.

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Originally posted by Just Some Guy:
What? You still pissed off for getting showed up? Too bad.

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showed up? HAR ... dont personally care for you style, probably mutual... and i'd prefer to have an ignore button to not bother with it

jeffe

Will,
on occasion, i wear my clan tartan as well...

while i am not certain the sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards, as I am not an aggie,...

have ya ever been somewhere ya shouldn't have been.. and been caught? perhaps with your pants down?

LMAO.. i meant peeing, lad!!!!

jeffe

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Originally posted by 323:
I think he called me an idiot or something like that.

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Something like that.

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Originally posted by jeffeosso:
dont personally care for you style, probably mutual

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Very astute.

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Originally posted by jeffeosso:
Will,
on occasion, i wear my clan tartan as well...

while i am not certain the sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards, as I am not an aggie,...

have ya ever been somewhere ya shouldn't have been.. and been caught? perhaps with your pants down?

LMAO.. i meant peeing, lad!!!!

jeffe

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I thought that Texans wore their pants tucked in their boots so they could slip the sheeps back legs in a little easier.

I did get cought making a nature call while deployed by 2 female LT's. It was pitch black out and I didnt take any night vision with me. I didnt realize I was answering the call 25 feet in front of the 2 ladies and they had their night vision on. It was a touch embarrassing to have 2 flashlights pop on and me standing their with the pants down. A kilt would have been much handier right then.

Mothers maiden name is Murdoch and full blooded Scotch. So you can see that I come by my kilt honestly.

Bill, my friend, I saw this post the other day and just now opened it again to see what in the world could make it go for 2 pages. After reading your response I wondered then why the dip stick keeps going. I think if we just ignore the impudent ( or is it impotent?) little kid, he will go away.

Will,
the correct answer to the two flashlight..

ach, lasses, now you've seen my troubles, could you help me shake it, me back hurts me something fierce!!!

Clan Lindsay, myself, crossed with choctaw and prussian.... with a litle finn...

Chic,
HEY .. i had that fixed!!!

LMAO
jeffe

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Originally posted by Customstox:
Bill, my friend, I saw this post the other day and just now opened it again to see what in the world could make it go for 2 pages. After reading your response I wondered then why the dip stick keeps going. I think if we just ignore the impudent ( or is it impotent?) little kid, he will go away.

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It's a shame we can't all be sweet.

Chic, I too just opened this wondering how a request for a couple scope ring screws could go 2 pages. JSG, I know a fella at work that is just like you. He comes and sits down at the lunch table and talks non-stop, saying absoulutely nothing! Whine, bitch, complain, piss and moan. After being ignored by everybody he leaves,(thank God)!

WHY DON'T YOU DO THE SAME???¿

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Originally posted by grizz:
Chic, I too just opened this wondering how a request for a couple scope ring screws could go 2 pages. JSG, I know a fella at work that is just like you. He comes and sits down at the lunch table and talks non-stop, saying absoulutely nothing! Whine, bitch, complain, piss and moan. After being ignored by everybody he leaves,(thank God)!

WHY DON'T YOU DO THE SAME???¿

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Feel the love.