Funny stuff! I agree with most...buy the gun. If she protests, so what? She will run out of hot air sooner than that rifle will rust away. Besides, how much of her crap can she sell AT A PROFIT??? This makes my wife madder than hell, but can you see them down on the street corner trying to push used makeup and shoes?

And yes, I am a jerk!

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Besides, how much of her crap can she sell AT A PROFIT???

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How very true! An even better question though is,



"Of all the stuff your wife can SELL AT A PROFIT, how much of it did YOU buy for her?"



Now this question puts my wife into orbit around the planet Pluto, she is left absolutely speechless and about five shades of red!



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Before you get it, TELL her you got it. If she explodes and files for divorce tell her you were just joking. If she explodes and gets over it, go buy the gun.

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EXCELLENT idea! Simply excellent. That is why I ask these seemingless stupid questions. Now that is a new low in sneaky for me, I like it, I truly like it!!!



ASS_CLOWN

I am pretty blessed, I suppose. My wife's responses to new gun purchases are to 1) heft it, shoulder it, point it, and claim it for herself--or 2) when the acquisition is a handgun, "Nice--when do we get the Glock?" To date, she has laid claim to a SIG-Sauer P-228, Ruger Mini-14, and a Rem 870 x 28 gauge--and lets me use the Rem 788 x 243 for cast boolits during the off-season. Dunno if she is holding them hostage until the Glock arrives or what. She hunts, fishes, shoots, and hikes with me too. Life is good.