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What is your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
08 February 2018, 08:47
boom stickWhat is your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
08 February 2018, 09:17
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08 February 2018, 09:39
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11 February 2018, 16:29
DoglegChuck Norris sleeps with a pillow underneath his gun.
12 February 2018, 13:24
Ghubertquote:
Originally posted by Geedubya:
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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GWB
15 February 2018, 07:09
boom stickChuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not mow the lawn. He dares the grass to grow.
17 February 2018, 07:49
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23 February 2018, 17:20
THOMAS MINNERCrop circles, Chuck telling corn to lay the f@#k down
THOMAS MINNER
05 March 2018, 19:06
460 wby shooterChuck Norris can clog a toilet with his piss!
05 March 2018, 19:16
460 wby shooterChuck Norris once killed 3 men with one bullet! He then loaded that bullet into a gun and killed a fourth man!
06 March 2018, 09:48
boom stickEveryone wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite was not tough enough for his beard
07 March 2018, 09:04
NormanConquestI'm enjoying this site. Kind of like a Wodehouse book;light,easy,not much thought,but leaves you with a feeling of peace when you leave.
Never mistake motion for action.
13 March 2018, 05:35
Kevin RohrerWhen Chuck Norris goes to Canada, he does not cross the border; he just pushes it out of the way.
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Orange Gunsite Family, NRA--Life, Varmint Hunters' Assn., ARTCA, and American Legion.
"An armed society is a polite society" --Robert Heinlein via Col. Jeff Cooper, USMC
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14 March 2018, 21:09
thecanadianChuck Norris Facts:
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
"though the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, that will to be rightful must be reasonable; that the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression."
---Thomas Jefferson
15 March 2018, 07:22
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