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At the DDC this week in Raleigh. Smaller show with about 40,000 people in attendance. Once again I got asked a familar question. "What are the prostitutes like in Africa?" I always have same reply "Sir, I am not in that business but if I was it would not be Africa. One in three people have Aids!" Some people think that every travel destination is like Los Suenos. | ||
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In Namibia all the car rental companies mandate big deposits when roof mount tents are requested. Himba residue is pretty difficult to erase - then again, so is Aids... Always wondered why there were so many new tents on top of older Hiluxs.  ___________________ Just Remember, We ALL Told You So. | |||
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Capt. That's interesting as I've never had any inquiries about prostitutes in Africa or anywhere else for that matter. Mark MARK H. YOUNG MARK'S EXCLUSIVE ADVENTURES 7094 Oakleigh Dr. Las Vegas, NV 89110 Office 702-848-1693 Cell, Whats App, Signal 307-250-1156 PREFERRED E-mail markttc@msn.com Website: myexclusiveadventures.com Skype: markhyhunter Check us out on https://www.facebook.com/pages...ures/627027353990716 | |||
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You are in the wrong business Mark  | |||
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On the same note, we have one of the people working at our camp, Yassin, who is apparently a ladies man. I am normally the first one in the mess tent in the morning, and he brings me a steaming cup of coffee, which he brews behind the tent. "Good morning Yassin. Ah thank you for the coffee. Is it only you and me here?" "Yes" "They are all so lazy in this camp. Sleeping until now. You and me are the only active men here. A shame there are no women here, only you and me can have fun with them while everyone is sleeping!" With the biggest smile I have ever seen on his face - and he is always smiling - he beamed and said "Many girls in Mboga! Very nice girls in Mboga! I can take you there and we have lots of girls!" "How far is Mboga?" "Not far. We go lunch time we get Mboga in the evening" "That is a shame. I wish it was nearer. So we might leave at sun down, have our fun and back here by the morning for hunting" "You shoot many buffalo already. One day we go hunt girls in Mboga" "Yes Yassin. We will. One day. We just have to convince Alan that it is part of our safari" "Yes" We carry on discussing this subject every year, me and Yassin. I am keeping his hopes up  | |||
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And he seemed like such a nice fella, I didn't know he was a lady slayer.   ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Just have to use the West Africa technique: 1. Put on one condom 2. Coat condom with Tabasco sauce 3. Put second condom over the first one, covering the Tabasco sauce 4. Get after it. If the inner condom breaks, you'll start screaming If the outer condom breaks, she'll start screaming Regardless of which one it is, when the screaming starts - PULL OUT! JEB Katy, TX Already I was beginning to fall into the African way of thinking: That if you properly respect what you are after, and shoot it cleanly and on the animal's terrain, if you imprison in your mind all the wonder of the day from sky to smell to breeze to flowers—then you have not merely killed an animal. You have lent immortality to a beast you have killed because you loved him and wanted him forever so that you could always recapture the day - Robert Ruark DSC Life Member NRA Life Member | |||
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Oh hell, I wasn't ready for that. Just spit water all over my iPad. Very funny!  | |||
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That is one of the shittiest little villages in Tanzania. I remember staying at a guest house there that had just gotten a generator, and it was the only power source for a long ways. Anyways they had a boombox and ONE bongo flava song that played on repeat for 2 hours. Thought I was going to go mental. Back in 2012 I was informed that a prostitute and a beer was 3000 shillings there- or about $2... ----------------------------------------- "I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. -Henry David Thoreau, Walden | |||
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I'll just take the beer. Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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