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So God is just about finished creating Adam and Eve and he has two characteristics to apply, one to each of them.

"First" he says, "is the ability to pee standing up." Adam thinks to himself, that would be great. When I'm out in the garden I can just let it fly. "Pick me, pick me!" God gives Adam the ability to pee standing up and checks that off the list.

God looks at the list and says, "Okay, Eve, you get multiple orgasms."
 
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Ya, I'll take the pee thing all day long... which at my age is literally all day long! LOL

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O.K., kinda, somewhat related is the old adage of what is the most overrated + underrated human experience; getting laid or a good shit. What can you do longest without?


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O.K., kinda, somewhat related is the old adage of what is the most overrated + underrated human experience; getting laid or a good shit. What can you do longest without?


WELL, maybe the reason you can't take a good shit is BECAUSE you just got laid and your ass is still sore! Big Grin Confused Roll Eyes

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Well, I'll just have to take your word for it; I wouldn't know. Cool


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I already sent Hip an apology for a smart ass reply.


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Not necessary----WE ARE GOOD! Smiler

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