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I will seek and I will find you.
I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you throb, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished

And you will be weak for days after.
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All my love,

The Flu


Now, stop thinking about sex and go get your flu shot!
 
Posts: 8274 | Location: Mississippi | Registered: 12 April 2005Reply With Quote
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Love it. Smiler

Grizz


When the horse has been eliminated, human life may be extended an average of five or more years.
James R. Doolitle

I think they've been misunderstood. Timothy Tredwell
 
Posts: 1676 | Location: Central Alberta, Canada | Registered: 20 July 2019Reply With Quote
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jumping So Very true,
 
Posts: 2039 | Location: Grove,OK. | Registered: 20 July 2002Reply With Quote
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I'm sure my mind is in the gutter with everyone else awaiting the punch line.


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Posts: 17357 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With Quote
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I'm sure my mind is in the gutter with everyone else awaiting the punch line.

Yep


LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
 
Posts: 2786 | Location: Northeast Louisianna | Registered: 06 October 2009Reply With Quote
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The first and only time I got a Flu shot was about 10 years ago, that was the end of October.

I had the Flu in the following January, also in Febuary, and again in March.

Hardest diet I ever been on, I lost 28 pounds in 3 months.

JW
 
Posts: 1484 | Location: Chehalis, Washington | Registered: 02 April 2003Reply With Quote
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Thank God (hopefully) that we don't have to deal with another run of the "Spanish" flu of 1919 that killed more people than the 1st world war.


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Posts: 17357 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With Quote
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Several years ago when my neighbor was still alive I would take him to the V.A. for all his medical needs as well as an annual flu shot at the local clinic. They also offered a Pneumonia shot at the same time that was supposed to be good for 10 years. I got mine while I was there just because. He's been dead over 15 years so I guess I'm due now as well.


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Posts: 17357 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With Quote
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Now they give you two separate pneumonia shots a year apart and they are supposed to be good for your life time. Big Grin
 
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That's good to know. I know there are different varieties of pneumonia + the basic shot is for the most common variety. I had dbl. pneumonia when I was a kid with 28 days in an oxygen tent. I REALLY don't want to get it again.


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