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I will take you to bed XXX

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22 November 2019, 17:20
xgrunt
I will take you to bed XXX
I will seek and I will find you.
I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you throb, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished

And you will be weak for days after.
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All my love,

The Flu


Now, stop thinking about sex and go get your flu shot!
22 November 2019, 18:34
Grizzly Adams1
Love it. Smiler

Grizz


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22 November 2019, 20:58
Moremonte
jumping So Very true,
23 November 2019, 09:13
NormanConquest
I'm sure my mind is in the gutter with everyone else awaiting the punch line.


Never mistake motion for action.
24 November 2019, 18:21
bwana cecil
quote:
I'm sure my mind is in the gutter with everyone else awaiting the punch line.

Yep


LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
24 November 2019, 19:29
J Wisner
The first and only time I got a Flu shot was about 10 years ago, that was the end of October.

I had the Flu in the following January, also in Febuary, and again in March.

Hardest diet I ever been on, I lost 28 pounds in 3 months.

JW
25 November 2019, 08:49
NormanConquest
Thank God (hopefully) that we don't have to deal with another run of the "Spanish" flu of 1919 that killed more people than the 1st world war.


Never mistake motion for action.
25 November 2019, 09:08
NormanConquest
Several years ago when my neighbor was still alive I would take him to the V.A. for all his medical needs as well as an annual flu shot at the local clinic. They also offered a Pneumonia shot at the same time that was supposed to be good for 10 years. I got mine while I was there just because. He's been dead over 15 years so I guess I'm due now as well.


Never mistake motion for action.
27 November 2019, 07:38
Use Enough Gun
Now they give you two separate pneumonia shots a year apart and they are supposed to be good for your life time. Big Grin
27 November 2019, 08:18
NormanConquest
That's good to know. I know there are different varieties of pneumonia + the basic shot is for the most common variety. I had dbl. pneumonia when I was a kid with 28 days in an oxygen tent. I REALLY don't want to get it again.


Never mistake motion for action.