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Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology: Medical Term Redneck Definition Artery The study of paintings Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Benign What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan Searching for Kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her Colic A sheep dog Coma A punctuation mark Dilate To live long Enema Not a friend Fester Quicker than someone else Fibula A small lie Impotent Distinguished, well known Labor Pain Getting hurt at work Medical Staff A Doctor's cane Morbid A higher offer Nitrates Rates of Pay for Working at Night, A Normally more money than Days Node I knew it Outpatient A person who has fainted Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis Post-Operative A letter carrier Recovery Room Place to do upholstery Rectum Nearly killed him Secretion Hiding something Seizure Roman Emperor Tablet A small table Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport Tumor One plus one more Urine Opposite of you're out | ||
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Kinda like Jethros gozintas | |||
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Good one. LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show. Not all who wander are lost. NEVER TRUST A FART!!! Cecil Leonard | |||
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Don't forget his "cypherin" that leads to his "gozintas". He was studying to become a double naught agent ya know. | |||
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 I'm from Kentucky, so it took me a while to figure it out. BH63 Hunting buff is better than sex! | |||
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Yeah I remember when he wanted to be a dbl. noght spy.Another of my favorites is when Mr. Drysdale takes them to the skleet range + they're shooting skeet with their cap + ball revolvers.Jethro says,"Aw this ain't nothing. Back home we'ed shoot wasps out of the air,but you lost points if you shot a bee;+ it's mighty hard to tell the difference when they're coming at ya from out of the sun." Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Another item of interest on the show. When Paul Hennig asked Flatt + Scruggs to do the sound track they wanted to know if the show was going to make fun of hillbillies + if so they wanted nothing to do with it. He told them,no, we'll be making fun of the city folks so they told him we'll do it. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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