Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Medical Term

Redneck Definition

Artery

The study of paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

What doctors do when patients die

Benign

What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section

A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan

Searching for Kitty

Cauterize

Made eye contact with her

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not a friend

Fester

Quicker than someone else

Fibula

A small lie

Impotent

Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane

Morbid

A higher offer

Nitrates

Rates of Pay for Working at Night, A
Normally more money than Days

Node

I knew it

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis

Post-Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

Nearly killed him

Secretion

Hiding something

Seizure

Roman Emperor

Tablet

A small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport

Tumor

One plus one more

Urine

Opposite of you're out

Kinda like Jethros gozintas

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Kinda like Jethros gozintas

Good one.

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Originally posted by tomahawker:
Kinda like Jethros gozintas

Don't forget his "cypherin" that leads to his "gozintas".

He was studying to become a double naught agent ya know.

I'm from Kentucky, so it took me a while to figure it out.

BH63

Yeah I remember when he wanted to be a dbl. noght spy.Another of my favorites is when Mr. Drysdale takes them to the skleet range + they're shooting skeet with their cap + ball revolvers.Jethro says,"Aw this ain't nothing. Back home we'ed shoot wasps out of the air,but you lost points if you shot a bee;+ it's mighty hard to tell the difference when they're coming at ya from out of the sun."

Another item of interest on the show. When Paul Hennig asked Flatt + Scruggs to do the sound track they wanted to know if the show was going to make fun of hillbillies + if so they wanted nothing to do with it. He told them,no, we'll be making fun of the city folks so they told him we'll do it.