Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music... The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Just showed this to my wife while staring at her 42 D's. She says she does not have any need for an iTit.

Agreed!

Rich