Jim goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law dies.

They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

Jim says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

Jim says, "Look, 2000 years ago you buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just refuse to take that kind of chance."

Now there is a wise and cautious man. derf