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Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am, I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the quayside and fall into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat cause of all the explosives he was carrying.

If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Water Police, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Service.

It is now 3.30 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps


She was only the Fish Mongers daughter. But she lay on the slab and said 'fillet'
 
Posts: 511 | Location: Auckland, New Zealand. | Registered: 22 February 2006Reply With Quote
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In regards to your byline;Years ago we had a saucy young thing in the next town over who was the daughter of the owner of the funeral parlor. The little strumpet liked to get the lads to do her in a coffin.I'm sure there is something there that a shrink would see but hell, pussy is pussy.


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Posts: 17357 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With Quote
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In regards to your byline;Years ago we had a saucy young thing in the next town over who was the daughter of the owner of the funeral parlor. The little strumpet liked to get the lads to do her in a coffin.I'm sure there is something there that a shrink would see but hell, pussy is pussy.


Would that be semi-necrophilia ? Smiler

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Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

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I sent this on to a retired Psychiatrist friend with a request for "A professional opinion". I will report results.
 
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That would be interesting to hear.


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