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Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am, I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the quayside and fall into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat cause of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Water Police, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Service. It is now 3.30 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps She was only the Fish Mongers daughter. But she lay on the slab and said 'fillet' | ||
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In regards to your byline;Years ago we had a saucy young thing in the next town over who was the daughter of the owner of the funeral parlor. The little strumpet liked to get the lads to do her in a coffin.I'm sure there is something there that a shrink would see but hell, pussy is pussy. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Would that be semi-necrophilia ? Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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I sent this on to a retired Psychiatrist friend with a request for "A professional opinion". I will report results. | |||
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That would be interesting to hear. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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