The Muslim extremist

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19 February 2017, 07:23

kiwiwildcat

The Muslim extremist

Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am, I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the quayside and fall into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat cause of all the explosives he was carrying.

If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Water Police, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Service.

It is now 3.30 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps

19 February 2017, 08:46

NormanConquest

In regards to your byline;Years ago we had a saucy young thing in the next town over who was the daughter of the owner of the funeral parlor. The little strumpet liked to get the lads to do her in a coffin.I'm sure there is something there that a shrink would see but hell, pussy is pussy.

19 February 2017, 19:33

Grizzly Adams

quote:
Originally posted by NormanConquest:
In regards to your byline;Years ago we had a saucy young thing in the next town over who was the daughter of the owner of the funeral parlor. The little strumpet liked to get the lads to do her in a coffin.I'm sure there is something there that a shrink would see but hell, pussy is pussy.

Would that be semi-necrophilia ?

Grizz

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Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

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20 February 2017, 04:53

stubbleduck47

I sent this on to a retired Psychiatrist friend with a request for "A professional opinion". I will report results.