WIFE: "I have a bag full of used clothing I would like to donate to a good cause."

HUSBAND: "Why not just throw it in the trash. That's much easier."

WIFE: "But there are poor, starving people in the world who can really use all these clothes."

HUSBAND: "Honey, anyone who fits into your clothes isn't starving."


YIKES! That is going to leave a scar!

Or an obituary notice.

Sometimes, it's best to just say "Yes, dear" and smile to yourself.

That's what I do. It promotes longevity.

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Originally posted by lavaca:
Sometimes, it's best to just say "Yes, dear" and smile to yourself.

Yup...

I have two friends who are married to girls named Fatemah.

Both call their wives FATTY!

When I lived in India my Admin. Manager used to comment every time I met his wife. "This is my wife, Sushmita, you may not recognize her, she's gained a lot of weight." I always thought he would die young.

Saeed,you might have something there. Over here the women control 50% of the money + 100% of the pussy.