15 February 2019, 04:30
KenscoThink Before You Speak
WIFE: "I have a bag full of used clothing I would like to donate to a good cause."
HUSBAND: "Why not just throw it in the trash. That's much easier."
WIFE: "But there are poor, starving people in the world who can really use all these clothes."
HUSBAND: "Honey, anyone who fits into your clothes isn't starving."
YIKES! That is going to leave a scar!
17 February 2019, 07:31
lavacaSometimes, it's best to just say "Yes, dear" and smile to yourself.
17 February 2019, 08:53
NormanConquestThat's what I do. It promotes longevity.
17 February 2019, 21:43
TomPquote:
Originally posted by lavaca:
Sometimes, it's best to just say "Yes, dear" and smile to yourself.
Yup...
18 February 2019, 14:21
SaeedI have two friends who are married to girls named Fatemah.
Both call their wives FATTY!

19 February 2019, 16:22
KenscoWhen I lived in India my Admin. Manager used to comment every time I met his wife. "This is my wife, Sushmita, you may not recognize her, she's gained a lot of weight." I always thought he would die young.
20 February 2019, 08:45
NormanConquestSaeed,you might have something there. Over here the women control 50% of the money + 100% of the pussy.