One of Us posted 09 July 2015 09:41
O.K. members,we all know that there no new jokes,only renditions of the same. My point on this is that the punch line is always the same. So I want to start this thread using ONLY the punch line;see how many you recognize. I'll start. " But Maybell,this ones eating my popcorn".
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One of Us "We need the eggs."
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one of us I didn't pull over officer because I thought you were the same cop and were trying to bring her back.
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One of Us "There I was, sitting in this refrigerator, minding my own business..."
One of Us "Well you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?!"
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One of Us How many Republicans and Democrates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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One of Us I'm taking a crap. What should I do?
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one of us "good afternoon ladies"..................... democrat or american... who are you??????????????
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One of Us "No, I went out with a Highway Patrolman and he was in such a hurry he didn't even bother to take off his hat."
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One of Us Most of the guys just leaver her hanging in the tree.
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One of Us Well hell...just how old is this NormanConquest...
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One of Us Well, Bob. that's because the potato is supposed to go in the front.
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One of Us Diet? what difference could the color make?
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