One of Us posted 09 July 2015 09:41
O.K. members,we all know that there no new jokes,only renditions of the same. My point on this is that the punch line is always the same. So I want to start this thread using ONLY the punch line;see how many you recognize. I'll start. " But Maybell,this ones eating my popcorn".
One of Us You can easier. All threads have a unique number. For example, this is 9721023212
One of Us "roll her over!"
One of Us "You'd look that way, too, if you were strained through a sheet"
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one of us "I new he was coming, but I didn't know he was going at the same time."
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One of Us "I don't think I could take $5.00 worth of that."
One of Us She don't call, she don't write......
one of us "If I'd known you were in that big a hurry, i would have taken off my panty hose"
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One of Us Wang don't go for that $hit either!
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one of us "she's pretty but not everywhere"
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One of Us Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
Moderator "What fish?"
for every hour in front of the computer you should have 3 hours outside
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Moderator "Your brother needed to borrow the car"
for every hour in front of the computer you should have 3 hours outside
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One of Us "Rect-um? I hardly even know 'um...!"
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One of Us "You've been letting in too much light."
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"I wasn't making fun of you. I was making fun of him."
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One of Us "Who can F... in this weather?"
new member Well, I guess not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times.
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One of Us "You just keep pullin' on that rope, it'll all come back to you'"
One of Us I'm not Catholic,I'm Jewish. Besides,I'm 94,I'm telling everybody.
One of Us "We need the eggs."
Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
one of us I didn't pull over officer because I thought you were the same cop and were trying to bring her back.
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One of Us "There I was, sitting in this refrigerator, minding my own business..."
One of Us "Well you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?!"
Moderator "A pig like that you don't eat all at once!"
for every hour in front of the computer you should have 3 hours outside
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One of Us The ball is in your bag...dear.
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One of Us The hit man says "Hold on,I think I can save you a $1000.00."
One of Us "If it's anything like a Kangaroo, we're gonna need lots of room."
One of Us "He had a
hat !"
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One of Us "Yesterday you took it away, and today you want to see it!"
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One of Us How many Republicans and Democrates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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One of Us I'm taking a crap. What should I do?
One of Us BABOOM!
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one of us "We normally use Bess to ride to the whore house"
One of Us Aw hell,I jist remembered, your brothers got the truck.
one of us "good afternoon ladies".....................
One of Us "Know it? Hell, I wrote it"
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One of Us "No, I went out with a Highway Patrolman and he was in such a hurry he didn't even bother to take off his hat."
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One of Us Most of the guys just leaver her hanging in the tree.
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One of Us "I don't think I can take 67 more of those"
One of Us Well hell...just how old is this NormanConquest...
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One of Us Well, Bob. that's because the potato is supposed to go in the front.
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One of Us Diet? what difference could the color make?
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