O.K. members,we all know that there no new jokes,only renditions of the same. My point on this is that the punch line is always the same. So I want to start this thread using ONLY the punch line;see how many you recognize. I'll start. " But Maybell,this ones eating my popcorn".

You can easier. All threads have a unique number. For example, this is 9721023212

"roll her over!"

"You'd look that way, too, if you were strained through a sheet"

"I new he was coming, but I didn't know he was going at the same time."

"I don't think I could take $5.00 worth of that."

She don't call, she don't write......

"If I'd known you were in that big a hurry, i would have taken off my panty hose"

Wang don't go for that $hit either!

"she's pretty but not everywhere"

Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

"What fish?"

"Your brother needed to borrow the car"

"Rect-um? I hardly even know 'um...!"

"You've been letting in too much light."

and

"I wasn't making fun of you. I was making fun of him."

"Who can F... in this weather?"

Well, I guess not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times.

"You just keep pullin' on that rope, it'll all come back to you'"

I'm not Catholic,I'm Jewish. Besides,I'm 94,I'm telling everybody.

"We need the eggs."

I didn't pull over officer because I thought you were the same cop and were trying to bring her back.

"There I was, sitting in this refrigerator, minding my own business..."

"Well you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?!"

"A pig like that you don't eat all at once!"

The ball is in your bag...dear.

The hit man says "Hold on,I think I can save you a $1000.00."

"If it's anything like a Kangaroo, we're gonna need lots of room."

"He had a hat!"

"Yesterday you took it away, and today you want to see it!"

How many Republicans and Democrates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I'm taking a crap. What should I do?

BABOOM!

"We normally use Bess to ride to the whore house"

Aw hell,I jist remembered, your brothers got the truck.

"good afternoon ladies".....................


democrat or american... who are you??????????????

...and, boy, are my arms tired.

"Know it? Hell, I wrote it"

"No, I went out with a Highway Patrolman and he was in such a hurry he didn't even bother to take off his hat."

Most of the guys just leaver her hanging in the tree.

"I don't think I can take 67 more of those"

"Holy cow Lena; brush your teeth and comb your hair! You look more like your mother everyday!"

Well hell...just how old is this NormanConquest....

Three.

One to hold the light bulb, two to turn the ladder.

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Well, Bob. that's because the potato is supposed to go in the front.

Diet? what difference could the color make?