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The Robot Bartender A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy replies, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" The guy say, "168." The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology. After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back. The robot asks, "What's your drink?" The guy answers, "Whiskey." The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "100." The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU. The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his "experiment" that he decides to try again. He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink. The man replies, "Whiskey." The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man answers, "35". The robot leans in real close and asks, "So . . . Do you folks really think you're going to impeach Donald Trump?" _______________________________ Cal Pappas, Willow, Alaska www.CalPappas.com www.CalPappas.blogspot.com 1994 Zimbabwe 1997 Zimbabwe 1998 Zimbabwe 1999 Zimbabwe 1999 Namibia, Botswana, Zambia--vacation 2000 Australia 2002 South Africa 2003 South Africa 2003 Zimbabwe 2005 South Africa 2005 Zimbabwe 2006 Tanzania 2006 Zimbabwe--vacation 2007 Zimbabwe--vacation 2008 Zimbabwe 2012 Australia 2013 South Africa 2013 Zimbabwe 2013 Australia 2016 Zimbabwe 2017 Zimbabwe 2018 South Africa 2018 Zimbabwe--vacation 2019 South Africa 2019 Botswana 2019 Zimbabwe vacation 2021 South Africa 2021 South Africa (2nd hunt a month later) ______________________________ | ||
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Nope.  | |||
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 Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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That was excellent Cal. LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show. Not all who wander are lost. NEVER TRUST A FART!!! Cecil Leonard | |||
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Hilarious Cal. | |||
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Right on Cal!  | |||
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OUTSTANDING!  I think the last guy was Edmond.NRA Benefactor. Life is tough... It's even tougher when you're stupid... John Wayne | |||
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