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14 January 2020, 06:26
cal pappas
robot bartender
The Robot Bartender

A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy say, "168."
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers, "Whiskey."
The robot returns with his drink and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "100."
The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU.
The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his "experiment" that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
The man replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "35".
The robot leans in real close and asks,
"So . . . Do you folks really think you're going to impeach Donald Trump?"


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14 January 2020, 07:14
xgrunt
Nope. jumping
14 January 2020, 09:35
NormanConquest
rotflmo


Never mistake motion for action.
14 January 2020, 15:21
Moremonte
jumping beer
14 January 2020, 18:43
Todd Williams
Yep!
14 January 2020, 22:03
bwana cecil
That was excellent Cal.


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Not all who wander are lost.
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Cecil Leonard
16 January 2020, 07:58
lavaca
Hilarious Cal.
22 January 2020, 10:58
Use Enough Gun
Right on Cal! rotflmo tu2
23 January 2020, 21:05
Pa.Frank
OUTSTANDING! clap I think the last guy was Edmond.


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