>> "Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.
>>
>> "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The
>> reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!"
>>
>> Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So
>> she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears.
>> Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy
>> and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.
>>
>> "You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote.
>> The
>> last few nights he done get six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And
>> last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed
>> his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'"
>>
>> 'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!"
>>
>> He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!
>>
>> To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he
>> stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared
>> into
>> the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done
>> woke up and come sneakin' up behind Daddy. Then we all looked on plumb
>> helpless old Zeke stuck that cold nose in Daddy's butt!
>>
>> "Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!"

Jerry Clower's joke about Uncle Versey and his son Marcel! Glad to hear it again!

Yeah, it's definitely Jerry Clower's joke, but they just changed it up a little bit. Still funny!

That joke was around long before Jerry started telling it. But, it's still good!!!!!!

Great Joke, I got quite a kick out of it.