05 April 2007, 17:01
Eland SlayerCleanin' Chickens
>> "Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.
>>
>> "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The
>> reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!"
>>
>> Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So
>> she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears.
>> Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy
>> and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.
>>
>> "You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote.
>> The
>> last few nights he done get six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And
>> last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed
>> his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'"
>>
>> 'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!"
>>
>> He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!
>>
>> To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he
>> stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared
>> into
>> the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done
>> woke up and come sneakin' up behind Daddy. Then we all looked on plumb
>> helpless old Zeke stuck that cold nose in Daddy's butt!
>>
>> "Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!"
05 April 2007, 18:16
aktoklatJerry Clower's joke about Uncle Versey and his son Marcel! Glad to hear it again!
05 April 2007, 21:03
Eland SlayerYeah, it's definitely Jerry Clower's joke, but they just changed it up a little bit. Still funny!
06 April 2007, 01:37
Willie BThat joke was around long before Jerry started telling it. But, it's still good!!!!!!
06 April 2007, 03:45
maxbearGreat Joke, I got quite a kick out of it.