A guy meets this hot woman at the bar one night and decides to go home with her.
After a few more drinks at her place, the guy makes his move and takes her to bed. While fooling around with her, he notices a picture of some dude on her dresser. So the guy asked her "are you married"? The woman replied "no, Im not married", and kept on humping away. After a few more minutes of starring at the picture the man asked "do you have a boy friend?" The woman replied "no,I do not have a boyfriend" as she continued riding him hard.
Then who the hell is that guy in the picture he asked? The woman responded "Oh, that was me before the sex change".

Fordfreak, that'd be enough to slow down your consumption wouldn't it?