I was sittting around with a couple of friends and the subject of Life is too short to ...., His contrabution was that life was too short to wear shoes that were not comfortable, mine was that life was too short to live with an unmidicated woman. What say you ponits and philosophers as to what do you think life is too short to put up with? Bad Scotch, ugly rifles,slow cars???
Judge Short

I agree on shoes, but would add "underwear" to the list.

Life is too short to drive a car that breaks down regularly or to shoot a gun that won't group.

You opened a big can of worms on that one!!!

Life is too short to:

eat substandard food.
hang around with morons
fight with the people you care about

On the other hand life is too long to only make love to one woman!!

enjoy your list

the chef

life is too short to eat margerine!!! Yuck

Life is too short to dance with/date/f--- ugly women

Judge not only is "life too short" but but we only have one shot at this crap shoot & we should make every shot count!

Life is too short to stick with a boring job.

Life is too short:
to not let your loved ones know you love them everyday.
to not buy that gun that is "too much $$$".
to not see what is on the other side of the hill.
to not take a risk.
to not show your wife that, given the choice, you would not only do it all over, but sooner.

Life is too short to suffer through anything you can change for the better or leave behind, unless you love whatever is making you suffer, in which case you are pretty much screwed.

Life is too short to forget that every tick of the clock moves you closer to your grave.

Forgive my somber tone. I forgot that this was the Humor forum.

Life is too short to put up with the politicians BS.
on politicians!
Paul B.

Life is too short to hunt with an ugly gun.
Life is too short to drive a Ford truck.

Lifes too short to own a Chevy.

Life is too short to drink cheap whiskey.

Life is too short to not hunt in Africa each year!

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Originally posted by calgarychef1:
You opened a big can of worms on that one!!!

Life is too short to:
fight with the people you care about

the chef

If that's the case it's REALLY too short to fight with people you DON'T care about!