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Life is too short
27 September 2007, 01:45
JudgeSharpeLife is too short
I was sittting around with a couple of friends and the subject of Life is too short to ...., His contrabution was that life was too short to wear shoes that were not comfortable, mine was that life was too short to live with an unmidicated woman. What say you ponits and philosophers as to what do you think life is too short to put up with? Bad Scotch, ugly rifles,slow cars???
Judge Short
Is it safe to let for a 58 year old man run around in the woods unsupervised with a high powered rifle?
27 September 2007, 02:33
dogcatI agree on shoes, but would add "underwear" to the list.
Life is too short to drive a car that breaks down regularly or to shoot a gun that won't group.
27 September 2007, 03:19
calgarychef1You opened a big can of worms on that one!!!
Life is too short to:
eat substandard food.
hang around with morons
fight with the people you care about
On the other hand life is too long to only make love to one woman!!
enjoy your list
the chef
27 September 2007, 03:20
calgarychef1life is too short to eat margerine!!! Yuck
27 September 2007, 06:52
prof242Life is too short to dance with/date/f--- ugly women
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27 September 2007, 14:52
D HumbargerJudge not only is "life too short" but but we only have one shot at this crap shoot & we should make every shot count!
Doug Humbarger
NRA Life member
Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club 72'73.
Yankee Station
Try to look unimportant. Your enemy might be low on ammo.
29 September 2007, 03:14
tnekkccLife is too short to stick with a boring job.
29 September 2007, 06:42
taylorjLife is too short:
to not let your loved ones know you love them everyday.
to not buy that gun that is "too much $$$".
to not see what is on the other side of the hill.
to not take a risk.
to not show your wife that, given the choice, you would not only do it all over, but sooner.
29 September 2007, 08:20
Michael RobinsonLife is too short to suffer through anything you can change for the better or leave behind, unless you love whatever is making you suffer, in which case you are pretty much screwed.
Life is too short to forget that every tick of the clock moves you closer to your grave.
Forgive my somber tone. I forgot that this was the Humor forum.
Mike
Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
29 September 2007, 20:13
Paul BLife is too short to put up with the politicians BS.
on politicians!
Paul B.
01 October 2007, 09:25
JarrodLife is too short to hunt with an ugly gun.
Life is too short to drive a Ford truck.
"Science only goes so far then God takes over."
02 October 2007, 04:08
RJLLifes too short to own a Chevy.
02 October 2007, 05:05
RBHuntLife is too short to drink cheap whiskey.
02 October 2007, 23:37
Die Ou JagterLife is too short to not hunt in Africa each year!
12 October 2007, 01:38
Collinsquote:
Originally posted by calgarychef1:
You opened a big can of worms on that one!!!
Life is too short to:
fight with the people you care about
the chef
If that's the case it's REALLY too short to fight with people you DON'T care about!
