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Oh Heck! ... Let's Offend Everybody! Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ? A. To a different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong. Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment. Q. Why aren't there any Afro-Americans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tu esday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady yell, 'BINGO!' Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A. A northern fairytale begins, .... 'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain’t going to believe this shit.' Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States. Oh, be quiet....just pass it on! | ||
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What a classic " Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move... Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál” | |||
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