23 February 2015, 05:15
xgruntSome funnies
Oh Heck! ... Let's Offend Everybody!
Q.
What's the Cuban
National Anthem?
A.
Row, Row, Row
Your Boat.
Q.
Where does an Irish
family go on vacation ?
A.
To a different bar.
Q.
What did the Chinese couple name their
tan, curly-haired baby?
A.
Sum Ting Wong.
Q.
What do you call it when an Italian has
one arm shorter than the other?
A.
A speech impediment.
Q.
Why aren't there any Afro-Americans
on Star Trek?
A.
Because they're not going to work in the
future either.
Q.
Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use
the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A.
Because on Tu esday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class
uses it.
Q.
What's the difference between a
southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A.
The southern zoo has a description of the animal
along with a recipe.
Q.
How do you get a sweet little
80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A.
Get another sweet little 80-year-old
lady yell, 'BINGO!'
Q.
What's the difference between a
northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A.
A northern fairytale begins, .... 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain’t going to believe this shit.'
Q.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A.
Because all the Mexicans who can run,
jump or swim are already in the United States.
Oh, be quiet....just pass it on!
28 February 2015, 07:01
Kenscox You did it. I'm offended.
