Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple

nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew

facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more

painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a

guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have

come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and

here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might

be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I

would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Case closed. Time for another beer.

I'm sure I'll retell this one

Once Passed a kidney Stone,That Made a Kick in Nuts Seem Tame. Nurse Told me That is About What Child Birth Is like. Damn Well Garonteeee That I Would Not Want to Do The Child Birth Thing.

I always wondered if child birth was so bad why is there 7 billion people in the world today? If it was as bad as they act no one would have more than one and it would scare a lot of the others away from the idea.

Ah ;Philosophy thy name is.375.

I've never been kicked in the nuts. But, I have given birth to children. I can't imagine worse pain, but the gift of a child is worth it. Well, at least until they become teenagers. Thank goodness God starts us off with babies and not teenagers, because if he did, the world would be considerably less populated. I'm sure!
Cute joke, BTW. Lol!

NV, I laughed my ass off at your comment. I have helped raise 5 children, and we have eight grandkids. Every time some one introduces me to a baby I say the same thing, "wait til they're teenagers, you'll find out why some animals eat their young".

Stole dat..

A bloke I know here was shot whilst fast asleep, one bullet, through his thigh, destroyed a testicle, continued on through his intestines and destroyed a kidney as a final measure. He reckons that he would rather give birth to quintuplets than go through that again. This was barely six weeks ago.

Moremonte: I agree with that one wholeheartedly-I was told the same thing with my first kidney stone.

Cathater anyone?

lal

That's like getting a No. 2 pencil inserted, then removed!