09 October 2012, 20:52
375hnhcase closed
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple
nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew
facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a
guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have
come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might
be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I
would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Case closed. Time for another beer.
09 October 2012, 21:28
Greg K
I'm sure I'll retell this one
10 October 2012, 04:38
MoremonteOnce Passed a kidney Stone,That Made a Kick in Nuts Seem Tame.

Nurse Told me That is About What Child Birth Is like. Damn Well Garonteeee That I Would Not Want to Do The Child Birth Thing.

10 October 2012, 05:19
remshooterI always wondered if child birth was so bad why is there 7 billion people in the world today? If it was as bad as they act no one would have more than one and it would scare a lot of the others away from the idea.
10 October 2012, 09:54
Norman ConquestAh ;Philosophy thy name is.375.
10 October 2012, 15:48
NavyVetI've never been kicked in the nuts. But, I have given birth to children. I can't imagine worse pain, but the gift of a child is worth it. Well, at least until they become teenagers. Thank goodness God starts us off with babies and not teenagers, because if he did, the world would be considerably less populated. I'm sure!
Cute joke, BTW. Lol!
10 October 2012, 17:27
375hnhNV, I laughed my ass off at your comment. I have helped raise 5 children, and we have eight grandkids. Every time some one introduces me to a baby I say the same thing, "wait til they're teenagers, you'll find out why some animals eat their young".

12 October 2012, 19:29
ScriptusA bloke I know here was shot whilst fast asleep, one bullet, through his thigh, destroyed a testicle, continued on through his intestines and destroyed a kidney as a final measure. He reckons that he would rather give birth to quintuplets than go through that again. This was barely six weeks ago.
13 October 2012, 01:24
Use Enough GunMoremonte: I agree with that one wholeheartedly-I was told the same thing with my first kidney stone.

18 October 2012, 07:59
BNagellal
That's like getting a No. 2 pencil inserted, then removed!