I was visiting my daughter last night and asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers.

Here, use my iPad.

" I can tell you this... that fucking fly never knew what hit him...

Sad to say, that took me a bit of thinking to "get it".
I laughed at the joke and then laughed at myself for being so slow!
Zeke

A nearby newspaper building is for sale.

There is no paperboy any longer.

The internet and news TV are putting them out of business.

I thought the house ran out of t-paper