Ok so I might have told this one before and seeing that my buddy Vashper hasnt one for us:

They brought out Viagra Lights,......for the wankers!

Might Also Work To Keep from Dribbling On Shoes...

Ha!

Will also help you find it when you must use a urinal.

Vashper, where are you when we need you???

Old grandpa heavily revolves in a dream. So relatives give him a viagra on the night, so that he did not fall from the bed.


Kensco, we now have a very difficult time. Though Russia is an Orthodox country, we celebrate Christmas on the Western style (we call it "Catholic"). Partly because we have a lot of joint ventures with foreigners, partly't even know why. From this time begins the corporate events. Then the actual New Year, then Christmas (January 7), then the specific Russian holiday - the Old New Year (Julian calendar) - 13 January. After it is already possible to throw out the Christmas tree.In addition, on weekdays I work (I have irregular working hours), and in the weekend I have to go chasing wild boars, because the hunting of ungulates up to 31 December.
And today I was almost run over in the hypermarket by people with trucks and long lists in hand - so I almost lost own list

So just physically do not have time and effort to translate stupid and obscene jokes but I remember that I promised miner jokes.

Yes Vashper you did promise miner jokes. And we are waiting! All the best to everyone for 2015!

Grandpa revolves in a dream? Thanks Vashper

Viagra light: Not good enough for performance but makes you look good in tight jeans!


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