Lorena Bobbits sister was arrested yesterday for trying to do the same thing to her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. The sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper leg,causing severe muscle and tendon damage. She has been charged with a misdeweiner,

Loreana recently died in a car crash.

Some dick cut her off.

Oley and Lena were driving down the road behind Lorena Bobbit. All of a sudden something hits the windshield of the car. Lena says to Oley "look at the dick on that bug."