A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead stop in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." He notices a police officer walking between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold-up?" The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so much so that she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself afire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats have told her to forget about running for president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her." The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far ?" The officer replies, "About 4-1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.
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